The annual Conquer Club awards banquet just finished at the Tempe TGI Friday's. You had one too many Friday's Fresh Watermelon Mojitos and need a ride back to the apartment in Glendale you share with nietzsche (ever since he got kicked-out of the Conquer Club house in San Diego for pissing on john9blue's futon) since AoG - who was going to bring you back - already peeled-out of the parking lot in his Mini Cooper with two piccolo players from the ASU Marching Band who picked him up (literally). However, as mentioned, you've had too much to drink and can't tell who is sober enough to drive you home. King Achilles, who organized the banquet, didn't bother to appoint any designated drivers out of fear of multis.
Pick three Conquer Club members whom you'd be most likely to trust.
betiko wrote:So long index!
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