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Who's clone would you like to have?

Army of GOD
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4%
saxitoxin
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8%
BBS
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12%
xeno
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58%
Woodruf
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Symmetry
0
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Juan_Bottom
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4%
Cody
0
No votes
BvP
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No votes
Army of Nobunaga
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4%
2dimes
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No votes
thegreekdog
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No votes
natty_dread
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4%
nietzsche
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No votes
 
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If you could have a clone ...

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:58 pm

of a OT personage, who's clone would you like to have and why?

He/she would in theory follow your orders most of the time, depending on who's clone you choose.

Note for rds: You are not allowed to have sex with the clone.

EDIT: Attn everyone, you cannot order xeno (or the clone) to blow you.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:01 pm

I vote none, we would have too many double posts otherwise.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:05 pm

army of nobunaga. If he really did follow my orders he would be the greatest body guard ever.

Otherwise he would just kill me.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:13 pm

Army of GOD wrote:army of nobunaga. If he really did follow my orders he would be the greatest body guard ever.

Otherwise he would just kill me.


What do you need a bodyguard for??
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:15 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:army of nobunaga. If he really did follow my orders he would be the greatest body guard ever.

Otherwise he would just kill me.


What do you need a bodyguard for??


I make enemies. With the Saudis.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:15 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:army of nobunaga. If he really did follow my orders he would be the greatest body guard ever.

Otherwise he would just kill me.


What do you need a bodyguard for??


I've tried to snipe him repeatedly.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:38 pm

Who voted for xeno and why?
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:45 pm

nietzsche wrote:Who voted for xeno and why?


Not it.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:48 pm

xeno, probably
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:08 pm

Looks like xeno by a landslide!
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby tkr4lf on Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:59 pm

I voted xeno. I'd f that clone in the a.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:08 am

tkr4lf wrote:I voted xeno. I'd f that clone in the a.


And a popular a at that! He's become a regular boy-toy, flying off the shelves.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby xeno on Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:35 am

nietzsche wrote:
EDIT: Attn everyone, you cannot order xeno (or the clone) to blow you.

that doesn't mean that I wont ;)
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:43 am

nietzsche wrote:
EDIT: Attn everyone, you can order xeno (or the clone) to allow you to blow him.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:38 am

nietzsche wrote:Note for rds: You are not allowed to have sex with the clone.

EDIT: Attn everyone, you cannot order xeno (or the clone) to blow you.

Damnit!
And I was going to request a clone of myself, too.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:58 am

I didn't vote xeno, but then I read what he wrote and changed my vote.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby nietzsche on Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:43 pm

Rule Change: AoG's clone would give blowjobs and have your coffee ready before you even wake up, without having to tell him to do it.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:02 pm

nietzsche wrote:Rule Change: AoG's clone would give blowjobs and have your coffee ready before you even wake up, without having to tell him to do it.


I realize he is the perfect height, but would the clone have a flat head so I would have a place to set my cup of coffee?
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby xeno on Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:29 am

This thread creeps me out but confirms my suspicions of saxis and nietzches secret man crush on me.
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:40 am

xeno is....

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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby xeno on Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:43 am

I was searching through my posts for something I said about gun ownership a couple years ago and the first three pages were those two flexing their man boners for me
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby x-raider on Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:19 am

Woodruff of course.

Funkyterrance wrote:I vote none, we would have too many double posts otherwise.

Wait... aren't Nietzsche and Bungie clones already?
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Re: If you could have a clone ...

Postby Gillipig on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:22 am

nietzsche wrote:of a OT personage, who's clone would you like to have and why?

He/she would in theory follow your orders most of the time, depending on who's clone you choose.

Note for rds: You are not allowed to have sex with the clone.

EDIT: Attn everyone, you cannot order xeno (or the clone) to blow you.


You didn't say anything about killing the clone. So I'd choose natty and find out what he looks like from the inside :mrgreen:

Okay that was not very nice, and not something I'd actually do so I apologize, but replace natty with Army of Nobunaga, and it would be a social service!! Like poisoning rats!
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:10 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I vote none, we would have too many double posts otherwise.

How would that be bad?
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:10 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I vote none, we would have too many double posts otherwise.

How would that be bad?
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