Conquer Club

Toast, bagels, English muffins, fresh baked bread, scones, pancakes, corn bread, muffins

SMOTHERED in any of these:







Yeah, sorry. Sometimes the urge to self promote overwhelms my natural Suave.


John "JRock" Russell

Johnny Rockets wrote:

This is the first time I've ever gotten an erection from a honey commercial.

saxitoxin wrote:

Johnny Rockets wrote:

This is the first time I've ever gotten an erection from a honey commercial.

Really? Have you been hiding under a rock?

Johnny Rockets wrote:Toast, bagels, English muffins, fresh baked bread, scones, pancakes, corn bread, muffins

SMOTHERED in any of these:







Yeah, sorry. Sometimes the urge to self promote overwhelms my natural Suave.


John "JRock" Russell

0_0 the likes/views ratio on that video is insane...

john9blue wrote:

Johnny Rockets wrote:Toast, bagels, English muffins, fresh baked bread, scones, pancakes, corn bread, muffins

SMOTHERED in any of these:

Is eating it going me make me sprout bee wings and fly? Otherwise, wtf? Why so long?
Don't get me wrong I think honey is cool beans.

saxitoxin wrote:

Johnny Rockets wrote:

This is the first time I've ever gotten an erection from a honey commercial.

I tried to sell him my "Wierd Al" style parody on the O'jays For the Love of Money but he went with that off key song instead,

Honey honey honey honey - HONEY! (x6)
Some people, got to have it.
Some people, really need it.
Listen to me y'all, on toast, on whores, do bad things with it
You want pancakes, corn bread, muffins, eat toast with it
Talk about good honey, honey
Talk about good honey- Bee's barf, yall

When some former colleagues of mine stayed on a Japanese ocean research vessel, they ate fish, often with radishes, for breakfast.


For myself, I often wind up eating leftovers for breakfast. When I cook from "scratch", I tend to make crepes, eggy french toast. I enjoy kipers on toast, but they tend to be expensive.

Sometimes I make an eggy bread pudding with fruit and sometimes nuts (use 1-2 more eggs than is normal and cook it at a lightly lower heat). That way I use up old bread and have an almost ready-made breakfast.

PLAYER57832 wrote:When some former colleagues of mine stayed on a Japanese ocean research vessel, they ate fish, often with radishes, for breakfast.

I'll try anything once and tbh I'm sick of what I eat for breakfast. I don't think I've ever eaten fish and radishes for breakfast but then I've never been offered it. I know what you're thinking but I am a terrible cook.

"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

It comes from bees, fuzzy bees, buzzing bees!

72o wrote:"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

Most definitely NOT. They were looking for juvenile tuna, in fact, on a joint US-Japanese study.

Neoteny wrote:

72o wrote:I wonder what other cultures eat for breakfast. Here in the US we eat a ton of carbohydrates and sugar for breakfast, with a smattering of fatty, salty meat and eggs, as a general rule.

What do they eat in China? I can't imagine eating rice or noodles for breakfast.

In Hawaii, McDonald's served rice with a lot of their breakfasts. Rice and eggs can go well together.

My wife is Filipino... I can attest to the fact that eggs and rice is good together.
I have also had hotdogs for breakfast (in lieu of sausage... based on availability)... this is good mix; i.e. fried rice, eggs, hot dog.

When I was growing up (Irish in Boston) potatoes were my staple starch. Rice has taken it's place.

jimboston wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

72o wrote:I wonder what other cultures eat for breakfast. Here in the US we eat a ton of carbohydrates and sugar for breakfast, with a smattering of fatty, salty meat and eggs, as a general rule.

What do they eat in China? I can't imagine eating rice or noodles for breakfast.

In Hawaii, McDonald's served rice with a lot of their breakfasts. Rice and eggs can go well together.

My wife is Filipino... I can attest to the fact that eggs and rice is good together.
I have also had hotdogs for breakfast (in lieu of sausage... based on availability)... this is good mix; i.e. fried rice, eggs, hot dog.

When I was growing up (Irish in Boston) potatoes were my staple starch. Rice has taken it's place.

Hot dogs, rice and eggs eh? Well I won't knock it till I try it.

hotdogs, green peas, rice and onions are great... but I don't usually eat them for breakfast.

PLAYER57832 wrote:

72o wrote:"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

Most definitely NOT. They were looking for juvenile tuna, in fact, on a joint US-Japanese study.

These Tuna Delinquents wreak havoc to all law-abiding denizens of the ocean.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

72o wrote:"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

Most definitely NOT. They were looking for juvenile tuna, in fact, on a joint US-Japanese study.

These Tuna Delinquents wreak havoc to all law-abiding denizens of the ocean.

They do scarf their share of other species.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

72o wrote:"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

Most definitely NOT. They were looking for juvenile tuna, in fact, on a joint US-Japanese study.

These Tuna Delinquents wreak havoc to all law-abiding denizens of the ocean.

Yes but they are an affordable substitute for kippers.

Every normal morning (last 15 years): Bowls of fresh cut fruit for my kids and me, big glass of milk and toast for the kids....coffee for me. Special mornings, blueberry pancakes or waffles and fruit and pepper bacon....really special mornings we go out and chow down on whatever (my favorite is a dish with hashbrowns, bacon, sausage, ham, eggs and all smothered in country gravy....mmm mmm mmm.....I can actually FEEL my arteries harden!) and a big ol Bloody Mary....fun thread!

maxfaraday wrote:Beer.

That's a great idea! A little hair of the dog is exactly what I need this morning.

Wanted to celebrate the new job offer last night, but the only Scotch in the house was cheap stuff. Oh, my head.

Food fight!

Funkyterrance wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

72o wrote:"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

Most definitely NOT. They were looking for juvenile tuna, in fact, on a joint US-Japanese study.

These Tuna Delinquents wreak havoc to all law-abiding denizens of the ocean.

Yes but they are an affordable substitute for kippers.

Kippers are cheaper here..

PLAYER57832 wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

72o wrote:"Japanese ocean research vessel" means whaling, right?

Most definitely NOT. They were looking for juvenile tuna, in fact, on a joint US-Japanese study.

These Tuna Delinquents wreak havoc to all law-abiding denizens of the ocean.

Yes but they are an affordable substitute for kippers.

Kippers are cheaper here..

Maybe for other people but I was referring to you, being in a position to harvest those juicy little tidbits.

i once thought i was eating a grape fruit.... looked down and it was a human head.... that ruined the rest of my day.

warmonger1981 wrote:i once thought i was eating a grape fruit.... looked down and it was a human head.... that ruined the rest of my day.

I'm pretty sure you stole that joke because I could swear I've heard it before...

Oatmeal sausage, but I can't find it in the stores anymore.