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It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).

I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?

My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.

I was the Incredible Hulk at least 3 times and Yoda I think twice. Something about being green maybe.

Was the classic vampire a couple times, a ninja, Death (6th grade Haunted House at Halloween Carnival at my grade school) and then my favorite, a serial killer, Jason Voorhes style. Hoodie with the hood up, goalie mask, old leather gloves, rusty knife with sheath,, old pair of jeans, and torn up old shirts over the hoodie (it was about 20 degrees that night).

Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).

I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?

My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.

AoG, just want to point out that if you do choose to be Ness from SSB you can pretty much give up any hopes of scoring on Halloween night.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).

I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?

My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.

AoG, just want to point out that if you do choose to be Ness from SSB you can pretty much give up any hopes of scoring on Halloween night.

Halloween is about fun Funkyterrance, not about points.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).

I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?

My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.

AoG, just want to point out that if you do choose to be Ness from SSB you can pretty much give up any hopes of scoring on Halloween night.

Perhaps, but if he goes as Ness from Earthbound, then it's pretty much a sure thing. Chicks dig bats. Also, I'm pretty sure modern Halloween celebrations are explicitly designed to increase the odds of coitus.

I've pretty much given up and just wear a lab coat and say I'm Robert Oppenheimer every year. Surprisingly, this is also not a barrier to sex.

Neoteny wrote:I've pretty much given up and just wear a lab coat and say I'm Robert Oppenheimer every year. Surprisingly, this is also not a barrier to sex.

says the married man...

Marriage is often a barrier to sex.

I was Chewbacca at least twice, so that must have been a favorite.

My junior year in college I wore a long-haired wig. Also not a barrier to sex.

You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Captain communism was my favourite costume. A little too favourite as I've done it like 4 times.

Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Herpes?

Neoteny wrote:
Herpes?

Rofl, yeah, see I knew someone could do it.
Then again... how common is the old herp? If a good portion of the candidates had the affliction already the costume could be a celebration of "At least we don't have to worry about getting it anymore!"

You've inspired me Neoteny though in that I think I may have one: Pee Wee Herman?

Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Try dressing like Anonymous.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Try dressing like Anonymous.

The V for vendetta mask thing?

Symmetry wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Try dressing like Anonymous.

The V for vendetta mask thing?

No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.

If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Try dressing like Anonymous.

The V for vendetta mask thing?

No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.

If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?

Google image search for Anonymous gives mostly the V for Vendetta mask stuff.

Symmetry wrote:

No way does that qualify BBS, I would do whatever was behind that mask, herpes or no.

Symmetry wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?

Try dressing like Anonymous.

The V for vendetta mask thing?

No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.

If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?

Google image search for Anonymous gives mostly the V for Vendetta mask stuff.

You have yet to deliver!

Dis One?

Marty McFly costume. You can sort of piece it all together.




--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:Marty McFly costume. You can sort of piece it all together.




--Andy

What if you facially look like "Doc"?

Then find a buddy to be Marty, like this Doc did.




--Andy

I was hulk Hogan I had like 10 shirts on at once and would tear them off throughout the night. It was complete hulkamania. I was also an old trailer park grandma once.