Conquer Club

2 for 1 special. You buy it once, get to take it twice.

Limited Offer. First 5 purchasers also get to ride me like a yoshi.

Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?

BigBallinStalin wrote:Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?

Ooh... eh BBS...
He was born with a rare birth defect where one is born with a scrotum where one's eyes should be. I thought everyone knew about this by now...

BigBallinStalin wrote:Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?

Yea, I photoshopped them out, but I am sure we can find the original file around here somewhere...

It will be just like playing hide and seek

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!

Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!

You read my mind. I was thinking he was offering up his a** cherry too.

jimboston wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!

You read my mind. I was thinking he was offering up his a** cherry too.

Yea, I totally am.

Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Oh man. Good old fashioned virginity auctions ruined because of political correctness gone mad.

saxitoxin wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Oh man. Good old fashioned virginity auctions ruined because of political correctness gone mad.

The solution is obviously to allow people of all sexes to bid.

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Actually, rds just took my C+A virginity, so auction is closed.

BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

What if the highest bidder is the pimp daddy of Sudan? (South Central Sudan.....) or even someone from the AIDS capital of the world. Obviously, you can't discriminate against someone based on nationality!

Phatscotty wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

that got Scott strangely excited

saxitoxin wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

that got Scott strangely excited

Are you normally excited or strangely excited?

saxitoxin wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

that got Scott strangely excited

you know my fetish. that aint it!

It was nice because BBS quantum leaped 4 levels into one-upper-dom