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I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby tzor on Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:24 pm

But it's been sitting on the wine rack for so long, I think it's turned to vinegar. :twisted:
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:13 pm

I'll start the bidding, $3?
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:36 pm

2dimes wrote:I'll start the bidding, $3?


Ha! I am so going to win this one...

30k. That's a steal as far as I am concerned, considering how much the Brazilian girl went for. I'm totally going to re-sell and turn a sweet profit on this one.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:42 pm

I'm out.

later tzor's going to have wrote:Ka-Ching!
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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:06 pm

Hmm. If i buy Tzor's virginity, I can probably offer it in a bundle deal with my own...


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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:09 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Hmm. If i buy Tzor's virginity, I can probably offer it in a bundle deal with my own...


FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS W00T W00T


Damn your eyes, Yoshi!!!
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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby maasman on Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:26 pm

I'll offer mine too in a bundle.
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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby / on Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:42 pm

$50,000! *



*if you sign a contract waiving me of any liabilities, agree to lose said virginity to domestic and/or exotic animal(s) of my choosing, and give me the rights to pay-per-view and merchandising revenues.
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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby tzor on Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:14 am

Well, I finally went to my fire proof archive safe to get my records.

Unfortunately, written on the document were the words, "Your virginity may not be transferred or sold." :(

It doesn't say anything about recycling, but that was before recycling was popular.
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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:40 am

this thread is a lie
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Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

Postby tzor on Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:33 pm

Now why would you say that? :roll:
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:35 pm

Mostly because he knows I don't have 3 dollars.
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