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Who is the dumbest player in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Gen. Petreus
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Gen. Allen
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Mrs. Petreus
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Paula Broadwell
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Unnamed FBI Agent
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Barack Obama
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Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:16 pm

Gen. David Petreus - while serving as one of the most targeted men in the world by foreign intelligence agencies, sent sexually explicit messages to his mistresses from a free GMail account created under his real name

Gen. John Allen - had cyber-sex with one of the CIA directors mistresses over a monitored Department of Defense computer network; says it's been misinterpreted - the week he spent as Supreme Commander of Europe has caused him to take on a more flirtatious style of writing, like Europeans

Mrs. Petreus - looks like the Treasurer of the Fargo Quilting Society but trusted her husband to hang out with this woman and this woman

Paula Broadwell - sent threatening e-mails to Petreus' other mistress from her own husband's email account

Unnamed FBI Agent - after being assigned to investigate one of Petreus' mistresses, started sending shirtless pics of himself to her

Barack Obama - wasn't viewed by the FBI as important enough to brief on the matter until 3 weeks after the House Republican leadership had been informed
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:26 pm

Wait, sorry, what? The F.B.I. can access your account, without a warrant or even notifying you, on the sole basis of suspicion that you might be e-bullying an F.B.I. agent’s pal? Is this an official subsection of the Patriot Act? The friends-only harassment follow-up exemption?

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/ ... ill-Kelley


Somehow, against all odds, today’s Shocking Petraeus Affair Revelations are even stranger than yesterday’s, which, we hasten to remind you, included an F.B.I. agent and the cyberstalking case he just couldn’t quit, Gmail accounts, and sexts that brought down the director of a government agency.

It’d be amazing if these shirtless pictures somehow went all the way to the top—like, if Obama’s re-election campaign were inexplicably responsible for trying to destroy evidence of sext-based malfeasance and topless selfies. Every generation gets the Watergate it deserves.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/ ... d-Petraeus
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:47 pm

So much derp in this thing.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:54 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:So much derp in this thing.


That's pretty much the only way to characterize it.

PS I voted for Mrs. Petraeus.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:00 am

Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:03 am

Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


maybe that's why he got fired.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:08 am

Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


Come on, you can barely keep track of which dude you're crushing on from week to week. Sometimes it's Joseph Gordon Levitt, other weeks it's Leo diCaprio. Imagine if you had to run the CIA on top of that.

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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:09 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


maybe that's why he got fired.


meh. Everyone has mistresses...even Bush and Obama. In fact, Bush liked to get head from a prostitute names Jeff Gannon, and Karl Rove would watch from the closet that was left open just a crack. Obama uses his secret service to pull it off.

I bet they have something else on him, and the affair is just the front story.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:11 am

Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


The director of the CIA is pretty much the one man in government you have to let go if you find him fooling around. If you can't 100% trust the reliability and secrecy of your DCI, you're in trouble.

Petraeus is a great man and will probably be remembered as such... but the right call was probably made here.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:18 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


Come on, you can barely keep track of which dude you're crushing on from week to week. Sometimes it's Joseph Gordon Levitt, other weeks it's Leo diCaprio Christian Bale. Imagine if you had to run the CIA on top of that.



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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:31 am

Phatscotty wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


maybe that's why he got fired.


meh. Everyone has mistresses...even Bush and Obama. In fact, Bush liked to get head from a prostitute names Jeff Gannon, and Karl Rove would watch from the closet that was left open just a crack. Obama uses his secret service to pull it off.

I bet they have something else on him, and the affair is just the front story.



Not because he has one but because he couldn't keep it secret. As you say head of the CIA should be sneakier than that.
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Re: Who is the dumbest person in Obama Sexgate Scandal?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:02 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Don't tell me the head of the CIA can't keep his mistresses secret.

Petreus got hung out to dry.


maybe that's why he got fired.


meh. Everyone has mistresses...even Bush and Obama. In fact, Bush liked to get head from a prostitute names Jeff Gannon, and Karl Rove would watch from the closet that was left open just a crack. Obama uses his secret service to pull it off.

I bet they have something else on him, and the affair is just the front story.



Not because he has one but because he couldn't keep it secret. As you say head of the CIA should be sneakier than that.


Not because he couldn't keep it a secret, but because he's taking the bullet for Benghazi?

Maybe Patreus has been getting blackmailed for years by the guy on the other end of Obama's encrypted blackberry...

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Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:18 am

Phatscotty wrote:Maybe Patreus has been getting blackmailed for years by the guy on the other end of Obama's encrypted blackberry...


Kanye's been blackmailing Gen. Petreus?

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Postby thegreekdog on Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:22 am

Ignore that having an affair with a married man who happens to be a four star general and head of the CIA is stupid, but this woman became jealous and protective of her man... not because he had a wife, but because he potentially had another mistress. Paul Broadwell gets my vote for dumbest.
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Postby Phatscotty on Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:23 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Maybe Patreus has been getting blackmailed for years by the guy on the other end of Obama's encrypted blackberry...


Kanye's been blackmailing Gen. Petreus?

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Just ask him

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Postby Phatscotty on Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:37 am

"I want you to remember that, to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in all your most private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you."
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:11 am

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Postby patches70 on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:04 pm

This cartoon represents what's truly sad about this whole affair (pun unintended)-

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Postby Symmetry on Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:19 pm

I'm going for the people who think "Petreus" is the correct spelling.
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