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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Maugena on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:26 pm

6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:52 pm

Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:56 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.


Did they exclude sasquatches from the survey when they measured in North America?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:19 am

you spelled samsquanch wrong
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby xeno on Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:08 am

It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:09 am

xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


what the f*ck do wave patterns have to do with your small, pathetic excuse of a penis?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby tj755 on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:15 am

xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


They lied to you. Just sayin
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:22 am

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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby 2dimes on Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:13 am

Army of GOD wrote:you spelled samsquanch wrong


10!
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:23 pm

xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


You could stick your thumb in her butt. 8-[
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:32 pm

1' only
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:34 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:
xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


You could stick your thumb in her butt. 8-[

That's a nice notion.

But remember the lotion.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:51 pm

ManBungalow wrote:1' only


Adjusted for inflation to 1"
betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:54 pm

Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


Sorry, but we will have to commission Frigidus to measure it.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:18 pm

nietzsche wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:1' only


Adjusted for inflation to 1"

Oh you mean penis size.


23cm and 17cm respectively.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Maugena on Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:21 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


Sorry, but we will have to commission Frigidus to measure it.

Not even if we were both homosexual, good sir. Perhaps one of the females can do it.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:32 pm

nietzsche wrote:Mine is 13.3 inches:


So, how often do you blow yourself?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:32 am

Live Chat wrote:22:28:34 ‹Phatscotty› I am 9
22:28:39 ‹Phatscotty› inches....
22:28:41 ‹nietzsche› VioIet like 23
22:28:42 ‹Phatscotty› lol!
22:28:45 ‹Phatscotty› im not!
22:28:45 ‹Phatscotty› im 3 inches
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:33 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Mine is 13.3 inches:


So, how often do you blow yourself?


Rarely, I've actually done twice only. It's not very comfortable...
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby ManBungalow on Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:21 am

Gillipig = 0' 0"
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:47 am

I insist on a thread about female breasted size and nipple size. Also if one boob is larger than the other.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:28 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:I insist on a thread about female breasted size and nipple size. Also if one boob is larger than the other.

What percentage of the 3 females on CC do you think would answer?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:42 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:I insist on a thread about female breasted size and nipple size. Also if one boob is larger than the other.

What percentage of the 3 females on CC do you think would answer?


well, in the case of insomniaRed, we can probably resolve the issue with photographic evidence.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Pirlo on Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:23 pm

Hey I'd like to sign up my penis in this thread... I report my penis measure is 6.5 inches.

Thank you!
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:36 pm

i want all 3 girls to answer. btw why are guys so eager to share dong sizes with mostly an all male site...
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