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Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:35 pm
by saxitoxin
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helpful arrow points to vagina for those Star-reading housewives who forgot where it's located

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:44 pm
by 2dimes
Gaining mommy weight. That's good because she was painfully thin when they were here.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:47 pm
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:Gaining mommy weight. That's good because she was painfully thin when they were here.


Well did you put them in the guest room or make them sleep on the sofa? If the latter it may have been that she was just a little disheveled.

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:47 pm
by AndyDufresne
I really like the insert and the arrow that says "Expanding Waistline".


--Andy

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:14 pm
by jonesthecurl
I think if I was in publishing and my zine was no 1 for celeb goss, I'd kill myself (after a bell-tower spree).

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:17 pm
by Phatscotty
omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:29 pm
by thegreekdog
My guess is Serbia. That's the only explanation for his recent use of the phrase "Utter shite."

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:34 pm
by 2dimes
Phatscotty wrote:omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself

Great success.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:15 pm
by notyou2
2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself

Great success.
At bravado?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:17 pm
by 2dimes
She's pregnant and he never even introduced himself. It's almost prophetic.

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:18 pm
by notyou2
Antichrist?

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:19 pm
by Lootifer
We all know TGD aint shooting blanks so thats my safe bet option. However the argument mentioned for Serbia above has me convinced.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:20 pm
by 2dimes
notyou2 wrote:Antichrist?
Maybe. Him or the kid?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:21 pm
by notyou2
2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Antichrist?
Maybe. Him or the kid?


The kid.



I voted NS as I suspect splooging on her picture multiple times would get her pregnant.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:26 pm
by 2dimes
I'm maybe mildly anti PrinceChuck but I don't think they're anti Christ. I actually like Willy and Kate. The kid should be ok even if it rarely sees it's bio dad Symmetry.

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:40 pm
by Serbia
Phatscotty wrote:omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself


Utter shite!


I AM James Bond.

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:43 pm
by Army of GOD
I voted for myself

Re: Who is the father?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:59 pm
by thegreekdog
Lootifer wrote:We all know TGD aint shooting blanks so thats my safe bet option. However the argument mentioned for Serbia above has me convinced.


I was wondering why I had the most votes earlier today. I guess that makes sense.

Serbia makes more sense though and he's now leading.