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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:42 pm

Lootifer wrote:I thought this thread would be about the royal couple. I leave dissapointed.

I thought so too, and yet I succeeded in adapting to the winds of change, and I have enjoyed it despite its failure to occupy its predetermined niche in my worldview. In fact, I may have enjoyed it even more because of its paradigm-stretching potentialities. I'm not saying I enjoyed it quite as much as, say, arguing politics with a retired paratrooper on a flight from Amsterdam to New York, but I certainly enjoyed it more than, for instance, a Methodist sermon. I think truly parabolic strides in our comprehension of the indomitable spirit of bad comics and shoeless baseball players are possible if we but spread our net over this thread and grok it fully.
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Lootifer on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:15 pm

But moooooommmmm! Uncle Saxi is boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrring! I dont want to spend christmas there!
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:26 pm

November 28, 1953 -
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Frank Olson was a U.S. Army biological warfare specialist employed at Fort Detrick in Maryland. The CIA claimed that on his last night in Manhattan, Olson purposely threw himself to his death out of the window of his tenth-floor hotel room at the Hotel Pennsylvania.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Olson


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Serbia's ambassador to Nato was chatting and joking with colleagues in a multi-story parking garage at Brussels Airport when he suddenly strolled to a barrier, climbed over and flung himself to his death.

"It was a suicide," said Ine Van Wymersch of the Brussels prosecutor's office. She said no further investigation was planned.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 85937.html
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Postby HapSmo19 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:58 pm

2dimes wrote:He quit three years ago too.


Is this thread about Woodruff?
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:01 am

saxitoxin wrote:November 28, 1953 -
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Frank Olson was a U.S. Army biological warfare specialist employed at Fort Detrick in Maryland. The CIA claimed that on his last night in Manhattan, Olson purposely threw himself to his death out of the window of his tenth-floor hotel room at the Hotel Pennsylvania.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Olson


"I want you to remember that, to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in all your most private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you."
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby 2dimes on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:22 am

saxitoxin wrote:November 28, 1953 -
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Frank Olson was a U.S. Army biological warfare specialist employed at Fort Detrick in Maryland. The CIA claimed that on his last night in Manhattan, Olson purposely threw himself to his death out of the window of his tenth-floor hotel room at the Hotel Pennsylvania.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Olson


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Serbia's ambassador to Nato was chatting and joking with colleagues in a multi-story parking garage at Brussels Airport when he suddenly strolled to a barrier, climbed over and flung himself to his death.

"It was a suicide," said Ine Van Wymersch of the Brussels prosecutor's office. She said no further investigation was planned.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 85937.html

You know, a lot of accidents happen. People die all the time. Would be a shame for an accident to happen to a nice young guy like you. What with a family and everything. You know what we're sayin'?
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:37 pm

SAN DIEGO (AP) — An autopsy report says a Border Patrol agent who shot and killed a mother of five after she hit him with her vehicle fired his gun 10 times from the hood of her car as he tried to get the woman to stop.

The San Diego County Medical Examiner says in a report released Thursday that 32-year-old Valeria "Munique" Tachiquin Alvarado suffered 14 gunshot wounds to her upper body.

http://news.yahoo.com/agent-shot-fleein ... 35132.html


try to beat that, 2dimes
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:44 pm

I dunno, 14 is a pretty big clip for a handgun.
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:46 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:It took him this long to quit stand up? He fucking sucks.


You better hope he doesn't find you or he'll drive a 3-wheeled motorcycle to your house, slap you twice, then escape on an electric skateboard. When the skateboard runs out of power he'll then smash it in two, come back to your house, piss on the front lawn and then offer to build a Zeppelin hangar next door.


Is there any way to block posts that are one specific player quoting another? Get off saxi's lap or saxi kick him off your lap or whatever the hell is going on just quit it, it's nauseating.
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:50 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:It took him this long to quit stand up? He fucking sucks.


You better hope he doesn't find you or he'll drive a 3-wheeled motorcycle to your house, slap you twice, then escape on an electric skateboard. When the skateboard runs out of power he'll then smash it in two, come back to your house, piss on the front lawn and then offer to build a Zeppelin hangar next door.


Is there any way to block posts that are one specific player quoting another? Get off saxi's lap or saxi kick him off your lap or whatever the hell is going on just quit it, it's nauseating.


your account has been debited Sb500
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:33 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:It took him this long to quit stand up? He fucking sucks.


You better hope he doesn't find you or he'll drive a 3-wheeled motorcycle to your house, slap you twice, then escape on an electric skateboard. When the skateboard runs out of power he'll then smash it in two, come back to your house, piss on the front lawn and then offer to build a Zeppelin hangar next door.


Is there any way to block posts that are one specific player quoting another? Get off saxi's lap or saxi kick him off your lap or whatever the hell is going on just quit it, it's nauseating.


your account has been debited Sb500


Fine, as long as I get my request you can take the whole wad for all I care. It's time to cut the apron strings.
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:58 pm

Funkyterrance wrote: you can take the whole wad


EXCUSE ME. I am not PhatScotty and you're no Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:07 pm

Haha Saxi, that guy is HAWT!
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:41 am

saxitoxin wrote: you're no Joseph Gordon-Levitt.


How do you know?
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:28 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
saxitoxin wrote: you're no Joseph Gordon-Levitt.


How do you know?

IP address registration records.
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Re: KATT WILLIAMS' WEEK OFF

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:27 pm

I didn't even know who that Joseph Gordon-Levitt guy was but after looking into it I think I remember him from some family sitcom growing up?
The funny thing is I actually do look a lot like him. I do think that's probably where the similarity ends though...

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