Props to mejihn7779
for the Talking Snowmen, also it reminds me of the Doctor Who Christmas special from last year. Except those Snowmen didn't talk, but they were dangerous..... and hungry!
Snowmen with sharks teeth, scary!
EDIT: Ok, so by page 31 Viceroy63
still says that mutation that filters viable organisms from non-viable organisms through natural selection is not evolution? Does that mean he's writing off Evolution as a myth along with Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy? Great..... so who told my ancestors to grow bigger brains, walk on two feet and develop language, culture, agriculture, cooking and all the other technologies that followed thereafter?
EDIT_II: Spontaneous generation?! Didn't this get debunked over a century ago?
EDIT_III: As we approach the halfway mark, we're on to plate tectonics, this is fucking awesome!
Of course no self respecting clams would allow themselves get stranded up a mountain, least of all the highest point on Earth, Mount Everest.
Well, except maybe the dead ones that got buried in what was then the sea floor......
EDIT_IV: AAARRRRGGGHHH! Winter is on its way and I have my window open for fresh(and bloody cold!) air. I've run into another Wall-of-text post from Viceroy, this must be what it feels like to attempt to climb Mount Everest! Viceroy63
also has the most amazing fixation on infamous paleontological hoaxes, exactly the same type of unrelenting fixation that universalchiro
exhibited for the absence of sediment older than 4,500 years on the Atlantic ocean floor........
EDIT_V: Before premio53
gave a remarkably precise description of how large Noah's Ark would have to be to accommodate all the animals on page 46, I did wonder how exactly Noah, his wife, his three sons and their partners were supposed to clear out all the shit by themselves. I very seriously doubt that the pair of Dung Beetles on board the Ark would have been THAT much help either.....