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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:48 am

How do you take your coffee?
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:40 am

What has been your most rewarding public appearance/show?
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:08 am

When's your next show?
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Re: Ask Juan_Bottom, Swiss Tony or jimboston a Question

Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:21 am

x-raider wrote:When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?


Nothing
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Re: Ask Juan_Bottom, Swiss Tony or jimboston a Question

Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:22 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Why wasn't my last question answered?


You asked right before the people on the carousel changed. Sorry.
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Re: Ask Juan_Bottom, Swiss Tony or jimboston a Question

Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:23 am

saxitoxin wrote:You happen to be visiting a friend at whatever university AoG and Mets attend. But you're a little early to meet your friend so you decide to stop by the campus glory hole. Who would you prefer be on the other side of the partition - AoG or Metsfanmax?

(Keep in mind, Mets has insinuated in another thread that he spends a lot of time there so probably has more experience. Plus, AoG has braces.)


I'll pass.
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Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:23 am

2dimes wrote:Why is Army of God going to school in France?


So he will feel tall in comparison to all the short Europeans.
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Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:24 am

MeDeFe wrote:Who are going to call?


Ghostbusters!
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Re: Ask Juan_Bottom, Swiss Tony or jimboston a Question

Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:24 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Is this thread getting a little too close for comfort to saxi's ultra boner fantasies?


No.
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:42 am

*Saxi calls carnival security*

Security: What's the matter, Saxi?
Saxi: This drunk mick won't get off the fucking carousel even though his ride is up.
Security: We'll take care of it.
Saxi: Thank you.
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:12 am

MeDeFe wrote:When's your next show?


My first outing as a playwrite is tonight.
It's sold out.
So is tomorrow, matinee and evening.
There are still 2 tickets left for Sunday at Noon, and 4 for Sunday at 4pm.


Next outing as quizmaster is Tuesday, part of the Great British Pub Evening at Highland Place Bar and Grill. At least, that's what the landlord was supposed to publicise. He hasn't done so yet, so it may just be a quiz.

Next Murder Mystery Dinner is next Week, private event, we're running Murder in the Wings, food and plot by yours truly.

Next comedy set, when i can get around to it. Probably the week after that at the New york Comedy Club.

Latest successful audition, a minor part in Shakespeare's As You Like It, which'll be appearing in NYC in May, and later in that month at Stratford-on-Avon.

Thank you for the opportunity to stroke my own ego;.
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Postby Gillipig on Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:36 am

jimboston wrote:
2dimes wrote:Why is Army of God going to school in France?


So he will feel tall in comparison to all the short Europeans.

Did you say short europeans?
Average male height:
1. Dinaric Alps 1.856 m
2. Netherlands 1.832 m
3. Denmark 1.826 m
4. Norway 1.816 m
5. Sweden 1.815 m
6. Lithuania 1.813 m
7. Germany 1.810 m
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22. U.S 1.776 m

I'll give you that the french are short though. But only 0.6 cm shorter than you guys.

30. France 1.770 m

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:26 am

What's your favorite fire arm?

How many do you own?
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:43 pm

Why does Saxi think I am Irish?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:55 pm

Why would you live in Boston if you we're not a drunk mick?
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby tzor on Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:55 am

Funkyterrance wrote:How do you take your coffee?


It all depends. On weekends I start out with one sugar (Ideally "sugar in the raw") and half & half.

Then I just go black with no sugar.

On workdays I generally start out with black and no sugar.

(I just shocked that my name has appeared on a thread title in a non insulting manner.) :twisted:
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Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:05 pm

Just to make you feel at home: Tzor is a toilet head.
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Re: Ask tzor, Viceroy63 or jonesthecurl a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:09 pm

Should it be a new rule that riders are obligated to read the rules before they start? (cough, jonesy)
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:11 pm

Oh yeah I almost forgot: Do you think my tractor's sexy?
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Re: Ask Juan_Bottom, Swiss Tony or jimboston a Question

Postby CreepersWiener on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:27 pm

jimboston wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:jimboston, do you always think that goldfish are the size of whales?


You are NOT allowed to direct your question to a specific person.

I am not able to reply due to your inability to follow proper procedures.


jimboston, why?
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:29 pm

Does just because you can mean you should?
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Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:21 am

Thank you to tzor, Viceroy63 and jonesthecurl. Their ride has now ended.

SPECIAL: BONUS RIDE!!!

Several new horses have been installed on the carousel for a limited time. New riders:

1. everyone on this list

Ask Anyone, Anything - And Anyone Will Answer!

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Re: Ask Anyone a Question

Postby john9blue on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:23 am

so i'm not included?? :(
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Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:23 am

john9blue wrote:so i'm not included?? :(


You're on the scoreboard so, yes, you're included. In fact, the only person who is excluded is maugena as he is not listed on the scoreboard.
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Re: Ask Anyone a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:28 am

What's your favorite soup?
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