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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Neoteny on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:08 pm

Boners and pee in any gravity situation is generally pretty difficult.
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Neoteny on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:11 pm

Neoteny wrote:Boners and pee in any gravity situation is generally pretty difficult.


If I were an astronaut, I would perform hilarious pranks with vacuum toilets.
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:25 am

Have any of you had sexual feelings for a minor in art?
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Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:07 pm

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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby nietzsche on Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:27 pm

Kierkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:23 pm

How excited were you on the return of BBS? Describe using any series of exclamations or expletives you like.
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:19 pm

Who was the guy getting raped in your old avatar?
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby notyou2 on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:58 pm

How long does it take to make a spork sword?
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:55 pm

notyou2 wrote:How long does it take to make a spork sword?


Usually a minute or so, depending on the level of arousal. Ohhh, spork sword... I don't even know what that is. :(
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:51 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
notyou2 wrote:How long does it take to make a spork sword?


Usually a minute or so, depending on the level of arousal. Ohhh, spork sword... I don't even know what that is. :(


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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:14 am

saxitoxin wrote:How excited were you on the return of BBS? Describe using any series of exclamations or expletives you like.


Pork sword!
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Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:37 pm

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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:50 pm

missionary, doggy, or scissors?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby nietzsche on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:53 pm

Kierkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby x-raider on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:01 pm

Why so serious?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:37 pm

Who let the dogs out?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby x-raider on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:54 am

Are you an alien?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:06 am

Phatscotty wrote:missionary, doggy, or scissors?

I think you mean "rock, paper, scissors".


nietzsche wrote:Kierkegaard or Goethe?

Depends on whether you want borderline insane or plain old crazy.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:12 am

My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:19 am

Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:54 am

Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Clapton?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:39 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?


xeno asked me to answer for him: Eric Cartman is way better.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:52 pm

x-raider wrote:Why so serious?

You have to have your funny bone surgically removed before becoming a mod, you can have it back after you leave the team.
Metsfanmax wrote:Who let the dogs out?

I'd like to know myself.
x-raider wrote:Are you an alien?

Technically speaking, yes.
Funkyterrance wrote:My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?

Define "healthy" and "unhealthy".
muy_thaiguy wrote:Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?

2dimes wrote:Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Clapton?

Homer Simpson seems like the easiest to get along with, and he makes for the best emergency rations.


I'm out for now, xeno or tkr4lf can take a stab at the next batch of questions.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:16 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Technically speaking, yes.
Funkyterrance wrote:My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?

Define "healthy" and "unhealthy".


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Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:51 pm

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