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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby betiko on Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:49 pm

who was your best f*ck ever and how did it end up?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Lootifer on Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:20 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What do you call people who are from one country, but constantly obsess over another country?

Hey thats not fair; I care far more about domestic matters. Its more of a passing interest in the hows and whys of the way things are done in the States.

Remember the conversation here is determined by the populus, which is largely American.

edit: If the bulk of the CC fora was populated by Indians then rest assured I would be picking fights with Phataarav as well.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:34 pm

Did you have a purpose in ruining my thread or are you just too stupid to ignore or answer some questions?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:55 pm

What's the weirdest shit you heard come out of the guy/girls mouth that you were nailin?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby betiko on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:10 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What's the weirdest shit you heard come out of the guy/girls mouth that you were nailin?


singing semen
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:14 pm

betiko wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:What's the weirdest shit you heard come out of the guy/girls mouth that you were nailin?


singing semen


He didn't swallow?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby betiko on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:18 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
betiko wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:What's the weirdest shit you heard come out of the guy/girls mouth that you were nailin?


singing semen


She didn't swallow?


I'm talking creationist semen here, created by god and comming out of nowhere. Otherwise why would it sing other than to express a miracle?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby notyou2 on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:19 pm

Is Stalin really a god?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby x-raider on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:59 pm

Will you ask a question here?

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=182801
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:29 pm

Lootifer wrote:How much do you weigh?


According to my bathroom scale 200. All rock hard muscle baby! (this is a bold faced lie, I'm actually somewhat pudgy)
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:30 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What do you call people who are from one country, but constantly obsess over another country?


interested in international affairs.
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:32 pm

betiko wrote:who was your best f*ck ever and how did it end up?


That would be my ex girlfriend we had an awesome summer together, then I went to Russia. I Came back and we had one more weekend together,then she broke my heart. My wife is rapidly overcoming her though.
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Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:33 pm

2dimes wrote:Did you have a purpose in ruining my thread or are you just too stupid to ignore or answer some questions?


I have no idea as to what you are talking about.
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:35 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What's the weirdest shit you heard come out of the guy/girls mouth that you were nailin?


Nothing too weird. My ex would just talk really dirty. I had one girl tell me she loved me after the first time we screwed. I should have taken that as my que to jump ship.
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:36 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:How much do your online experiences affect your ego on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest?
P.S- We are all going to know if you lie.


10. I am completely dependent on the praise and affection I receive from this website.
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:38 pm

notyou2 wrote:Is Stalin really a god?


Stalin says there are no god. Stalin was but a man. The most perfect and benevolent man ever, but only a man. Seriously though he kicked ass. (disclaimer: stalin was a bloodthirsty murderer this comment was made in jest)
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:38 pm

x-raider wrote:Will you ask a question here?

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=182801


yes.
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or Army of God a question

Postby x-raider on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:22 am

1.What is your favourite competitive sport?
2.What is your favourite extreme sport?
3.Would you like to go to the moon?
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Re: Ask Baron Von PWN, Symmetry or AoG a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:30 am

The Carousel ride has ended.

Symmetry, Baron Von PWN and Army of God are now disembarking. Thank you for riding Saxi's Carousel of Questions.

Next in line ...

- Serbia
- metsfanmax
- Man Bungalow

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WELCOME! Please hold onto the Pole. We're about to get started ...

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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:46 am

You are required to travel back in time four years. You will relive the time period 2008-2012 as one of the following minor celebrities - who do you choose and why?

OPTION #1 - ENTOURAGE HEADLINER / ASPIRING MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ADRIEN GRENIER
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OPTION #2 - PITTSBURGH PENGUINS D-MAN DYLAN REESE
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OPTION #3 - NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY'S CHARLES E. MORRISON ENDOWED PROFESSOR OF CHEMISTRY DR. MARK RATNER
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OPTION #4 - ASSISTANT KING / AMATEUR INTERNET SEX PERFORMER HARRY WINDSOR
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PHATSCOTTY'S PIN-UP JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT (PRE-RECEDING HAIRLINE)
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:32 am

saxitoxin wrote:You are required to travel back in time four years. You will relive the time period 2008-2012 as one of the following minor celebrities - who do you choose and why?

OPTION #1 - ENTOURAGE HEADLINER / ASPIRING MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ADRIEN GRENIER
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Without a doubt. I've seen Entourage, and this guy has to get all of the ladies.

I didn't even know his real name though. He'll always be Vince Chase to me.

If I had the choice though, I'd be Ari Gold.
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Gillipig on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:37 am

What's your moms name and address?
AoG for President of the World!!
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:50 am

When you go on a wrestling team trip in HS, and they make you sleep 4 to a room so that you have to share a bed with someone, do you think this is evidence that the school is trying to advance a homosexual agenda? Or, is the existence of the sport of wrestling proof enough of that?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:52 am

saxitoxin wrote:When you go on a wrestling team trip in HS, and they make you sleep 4 to a room so that you have to share a bed with someone, do you think this is evidence that the school is trying to advance a homosexual agenda? Or, is the existence of the sport of wrestling proof enough of that?


It's not currently Night Strike's turn to answer, sorry.
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:00 pm

If you were a major studio exec, of the following, which recently short-lived TV show would you bring back to air?

(a) THE EVENT (NBC)
(b) Jericho (CBS)
(c) Caprica (SyFy)
(d) Dollhouse (FOX)
(e) Reaper (CW)
(f) Kings (NBC)
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