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by **crispybits** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:07 pm

Re-post for new peeps

crispybits wrote:Should I stop beating my wife? I keep absolutely destroying her, like 7-8 times a week. Afterwards, she locks herself in the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but she keeps asking me to play more 1v1 speed games against her and she takes it really seriously. Should i let her win?

by **Phatscotty** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:07 pm

What is the best way to pee with a boner?

by **2dimes** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:18 pm

Are these questions going to start getting answered?

by / on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:19 pm

What's the title of the song that's stuck in my head?

by **x-raider** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:23 pm

What's your favourite way to dance?

by **_sabotage_** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:46 pm

In a pool
No
I can't get you off of my mind
Topless

by **_sabotage_** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:47 pm

Crispybits, you are a damned fool for asking such a question.

by **x-raider** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:56 pm

Who's yo daddy?

by **_sabotage_** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:03 pm

P Diddy

by **2dimes** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:05 pm

Was sabotage already taken?

by **_sabotage_** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:23 pm

Yes, i have tried to get it but they won't let me because this site is run by a bunch of assholes

by **Funkyterrance** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:28 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:In a pool

I don't have a pool, is there any downside to the "handstand technique"?

by **_sabotage_** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:30 pm

gravity adds strength to the flow smacking you in the face

by **spurgistan** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:33 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What is the best way to pee with a boner?

Thanks for asking a question so well suited to my expertise. Well, as you probably well know, urinating with an erection - or, as the kids today call them, "a boner" - can be a tricky proposition. If you don't take adequate precautions, you're liable to get urine in all sorts of places you don't want urine to go. So, if nature calls when, uhh, nature calls, you've got three options in terms of desirability. The most preferable is get rid of the offending erection. Given the urgency involved in the situation, this is gonna usually take the tango solo route, but if you have a willing partner, so be it. Secondly, go for a walk in the woods. This way, as long as you keep your tallywhacker pointed in a non-you direction, and aren't corrupting any adults or minors, you're both relieving yourself of a dicey situation and participating in the nitrogen cycle, which is cool. And finally, in the least desirable but (by far) most likely scenario, you might need to use a toilet to urinate while at full-mast. In this case, take firm hold, lean over, aim, and pray.

May God's grace find you.

by **Funkyterrance** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:23 pm

What's best way to pee with a boner in zero-gravity?

by **_sabotage_** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:28 pm

A diaper according to female astronauts.

by **notyou2** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:08 pm

Have you ever been arrested?

by **nietzsche** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:09 pm

twice.

in the first one i puked inside the cops' car :lol:

by **x-raider** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:39 pm

What's the best way to get to the moon?

by **nietzsche** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:41 pm

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

by **x-raider** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:43 pm

nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

Oh

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?

by **Funkyterrance** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Speaking of moons, do you go all wussy or do you go for the full cheek spread?

by **nietzsche** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:44 pm

x-raider wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

Oh

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?

The lion.

by **x-raider** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

Oh

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?

The lion.

Incorrect, unless you mean Dandelion.
You must be thinking of that Fantasy series in Narnia...

by **nagerous** on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:20 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
nagerous wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:How much would you have to be paid to join this game:

Game 12046829

Looks like some easy points up for grab, would do it for free if I hadn't quit playing the game.

Wow, has someone cracked the code of the cook's mind? Post the link?

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=8030200

I mostly played freestyle tbh but map rank me on Battle of Iraq it was my old messing ground.