Conquer Club

Yes, i have tried to get it but they won't let me because this site is run by a bunch of assholes

_sabotage_ wrote:In a pool

I don't have a pool, is there any downside to the "handstand technique"?

gravity adds strength to the flow smacking you in the face

Phatscotty wrote:What is the best way to pee with a boner?

Thanks for asking a question so well suited to my expertise. Well, as you probably well know, urinating with an erection - or, as the kids today call them, "a boner" - can be a tricky proposition. If you don't take adequate precautions, you're liable to get urine in all sorts of places you don't want urine to go. So, if nature calls when, uhh, nature calls, you've got three options in terms of desirability. The most preferable is get rid of the offending erection. Given the urgency involved in the situation, this is gonna usually take the tango solo route, but if you have a willing partner, so be it. Secondly, go for a walk in the woods. This way, as long as you keep your tallywhacker pointed in a non-you direction, and aren't corrupting any adults or minors, you're both relieving yourself of a dicey situation and participating in the nitrogen cycle, which is cool. And finally, in the least desirable but (by far) most likely scenario, you might need to use a toilet to urinate while at full-mast. In this case, take firm hold, lean over, aim, and pray.

May God's grace find you.

What's best way to pee with a boner in zero-gravity?

A diaper according to female astronauts.

Have you ever been arrested?

twice.

in the first one i puked inside the cops' car

What's the best way to get to the moon?

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

nietzsche wrote:

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

Oh

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?

Speaking of moons, do you go all wussy or do you go for the full cheek spread?

x-raider wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

Oh

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?

The lion.

nietzsche wrote:

x-raider wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?

dead

Oh

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?

The lion.

Incorrect, unless you mean Dandelion.
You must be thinking of that Fantasy series in Narnia...

Funkyterrance wrote:

nagerous wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:How much would you have to be paid to join this game:

Game 12046829

Looks like some easy points up for grab, would do it for free if I hadn't quit playing the game.

Wow, has someone cracked the code of the cook's mind? Post the link?

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=8030200

I mostly played freestyle tbh but map rank me on Battle of Iraq it was my old messing ground.

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What do you think BMO is?

“Three men sit in a room, a king [Insert User], a priest [Insert User] and a rich man [Insert User]. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”

2dimes wrote:What do you think BMO is?

The robot,duh!

x-raider wrote:“Three men sit in a room, a king [rdsrds2120], a priest [maxfaraday] and a rich man [Neoteny]. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”

Trick question. AoG is the sellsword, and the sword is too heavy. So, we all live, and AoG doesn't even lift.

BMO

rdsrds2120 wrote:Trick question. AoG is the sellsword, and the sword is too heavy. So, we all live, and AoG doesn't even lift.

BMO

this is the best answer in the entire thread

Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?

Max, what do you think of female cc mods, and what would you feel like if they were all replaced by lindax?

max, how many french maid costumes do you have?

^ i hope you realize that your questions can be answered by rds and neo as well

i doubt they would want to answer them, but still...

Funkyterrance wrote:Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?

Nawh, there's no pee.

BMO