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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:32 pm

Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby betiko on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:15 am

Max, what do you think of female cc mods, and what would you feel like if they were all replaced by lindax?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby nietzsche on Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:08 am

max, how many french maid costumes do you have?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby john9blue on Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:30 pm

^ i hope you realize that your questions can be answered by rds and neo as well

i doubt they would want to answer them, but still...
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:05 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?


Nawh, there's no pee.

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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Neoteny on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:08 pm

Boners and pee in any gravity situation is generally pretty difficult.
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Neoteny on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:11 pm

Neoteny wrote:Boners and pee in any gravity situation is generally pretty difficult.


If I were an astronaut, I would perform hilarious pranks with vacuum toilets.
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:25 am

Have any of you had sexual feelings for a minor in art?
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Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:07 pm

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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby nietzsche on Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:27 pm

Kierkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:23 pm

How excited were you on the return of BBS? Describe using any series of exclamations or expletives you like.
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:19 pm

Who was the guy getting raped in your old avatar?
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby notyou2 on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:58 pm

How long does it take to make a spork sword?
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:55 pm

notyou2 wrote:How long does it take to make a spork sword?


Usually a minute or so, depending on the level of arousal. Ohhh, spork sword... I don't even know what that is. :(
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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:51 pm

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notyou2 wrote:How long does it take to make a spork sword?


Usually a minute or so, depending on the level of arousal. Ohhh, spork sword... I don't even know what that is. :(


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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:14 am

saxitoxin wrote:How excited were you on the return of BBS? Describe using any series of exclamations or expletives you like.


Pork sword!
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Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:37 pm

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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:50 pm

missionary, doggy, or scissors?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby nietzsche on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:53 pm

Kierkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby x-raider on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:01 pm

Why so serious?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:37 pm

Who let the dogs out?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby x-raider on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:54 am

Are you an alien?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:06 am

Phatscotty wrote:missionary, doggy, or scissors?

I think you mean "rock, paper, scissors".


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Depends on whether you want borderline insane or plain old crazy.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:12 am

My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:19 am

Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?
I am what I am.


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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