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Re: Ask InkL0sed, DoomYoshi or FunkyTerrance a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:14 am

saxitoxin wrote:How excited were you on the return of BBS? Describe using any series of exclamations or expletives you like.


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Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:37 pm

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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:50 pm

missionary, doggy, or scissors?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby nietzsche on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:53 pm

Kierkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby x-raider on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:01 pm

Why so serious?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:37 pm

Who let the dogs out?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby x-raider on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:54 am

Are you an alien?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:06 am

Phatscotty wrote:missionary, doggy, or scissors?

I think you mean "rock, paper, scissors".


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Depends on whether you want borderline insane or plain old crazy.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:12 am

My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:19 am

Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?
I am what I am.


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:54 am

Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Clapton?
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:39 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?


xeno asked me to answer for him: Eric Cartman is way better.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:52 pm

x-raider wrote:Why so serious?

You have to have your funny bone surgically removed before becoming a mod, you can have it back after you leave the team.
Metsfanmax wrote:Who let the dogs out?

I'd like to know myself.
x-raider wrote:Are you an alien?

Technically speaking, yes.
Funkyterrance wrote:My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?

Define "healthy" and "unhealthy".
muy_thaiguy wrote:Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Cartman?

2dimes wrote:Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, or Eric Clapton?

Homer Simpson seems like the easiest to get along with, and he makes for the best emergency rations.


I'm out for now, xeno or tkr4lf can take a stab at the next batch of questions.
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Re: Ask MeDeFe, tkr4lf or Xeno a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:16 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Technically speaking, yes.
Funkyterrance wrote:My Little Pony: Healthy or Unhealthy for Adults?

Define "healthy" and "unhealthy".


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Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:51 pm

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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby john9blue on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:54 pm

look at the worn, saggy skin around count snoutmeister's mouth. how many dicks do you think have been in there?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:59 pm

Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:02 pm

Kerkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:03 pm

Does your face hurt?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby / on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:29 pm

What did Santa get you for Christmas?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby john9blue on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:34 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?


abstinence is the best skin care.

also, i haven't taught my lips anything.
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:07 am

john9blue wrote:look at the worn, saggy skin around count snoutmeister's mouth. how many dicks do you think have been in there?

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saxitoxin wrote:Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?

Secret cucumber, collagen, sea weed, semen and vitamin E facial cream.
nietzsche wrote:Kerkegaard or Goethe?

Goethe.
Phatscotty wrote:Does your face hurt?

Nope. Feels silky, just got back from john9blue's spa.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:08 am

/ wrote:What did Santa get you for Christmas?

Nada. I'm not bitter though. Fat bastard.
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:10 am

2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Does your face hurt?

Nope.


Well it's killin me!!!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:18 am

Valued mods. Remove phatscotty for breaking the rules of the thread. Thx.
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