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Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:54 pm**

look at the worn, saggy skin around count snoutmeister's mouth. how many dicks do you think have been in there?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:59 pm**

Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:02 pm**

Kerkegaard or Goethe?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:03 pm**

Does your face hurt?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:29 pm**

What did Santa get you for Christmas?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:34 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?

abstinence is the best skin care.

also, i haven't taught my lips anything.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:07 am**

john9blue wrote:look at the worn, saggy skin around count snoutmeister's mouth. how many dicks do you think have been in there?

6

saxitoxin wrote:Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?

Secret cucumber, collagen, sea weed, semen and vitamin E facial cream.

nietzsche wrote:Kerkegaard or Goethe?

Goethe.

Phatscotty wrote:Does your face hurt?

Nope. Feels silky, just got back from john9blue's spa.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:08 am**

/ wrote:What did Santa get you for Christmas?

Nada. I'm not bitter though. Fat bastard.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:10 am**

2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Does your face hurt?

Nope.

Well it's killin me!!!!!

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:18 am**

Valued mods. Remove phatscotty for breaking the rules of the thread. Thx.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:27 am**

is your refrigerator running?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:31 am**

/ wrote:What did Santa get you for Christmas?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:09 am**

Did you go anywhere interesting on your vacation?

Can you handle the truth?

What is your 2nd favourite musical instrument?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:03 am**

x-raider wrote:Did you go anywhere interesting on your vacation?

Yes. I stayed at my house. It was interesting enough- especially christmas day when a certain member of my family comes round having upchucked a dodgy battered sausage the night before. Now that was interesting.

x-raider wrote:Can you handle the truth?

Can you? Cause this is a crap question...

x-raider wrote:What is your 2nd favourite musical instrument?

The Soprano Saxophone, behind the Alto Saxophone, in front of the Baritone Saxophone.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:08 am**

nietzsche wrote:Kerkegaard or Goethe?

Nietzche.

Although try telling God is dead to the WBC.

That would be fun.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:50 am**

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Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:31 am**

WTF saxi i just clicked your signature.

clearly this mr. hot stuff is some kind of elaborate joke that i'm not in on.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:22 pm**

Would you be willing to father a chimpanzee-human hybrid for science? For pleasure?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:24 pm**

Would you be willing to mother a chimpanzee-human hybrid for science? For pleasure?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:41 pm**

WOuld you be willing to father a mermaid (humanpus) for science? For pleasure?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:45 pm**

What is worse, a weapon that does only lethal damage to infrastructure over a 20-mile radius, or a weapon that does only lethal damage to humans over a 5-mile radius?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:27 pm**

Have you ever tasted your own urine?(intentionally)

Mr. Hot Stuff PWNS!

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:30 pm**

Which question is worse, this

GreecePwns wrote:What is worse, a weapon that does only lethal damage to infrastructure over a 20-mile radius, or a weapon that does only lethal damage to humans over a 5-mile radius?

or this?

nietzsche wrote:WOuld you be willing to father a mermaid (humanpus) for science? For pleasure?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:49 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:Would you be willing to father a chimpanzee-human hybrid for science? For pleasure?

No. No.

Neoteny wrote:Would you be willing to mother a chimpanzee-human hybrid for science? For pleasure?

No. Perhaps.

nietzsche wrote:WOuld you be willing to father a mermaid (humanpus) for science? For pleasure?

Perhaps. Yes.

GreecePwns wrote:What is worse, a weapon that does only lethal damage to infrastructure over a 20-mile radius, or a weapon that does only lethal damage to humans over a 5-mile radius?

That depends on the location of detonation.

Funkyterrance wrote:Have you ever tasted your own urine?(intentionally)

Mr. Hot Stuff PWNS!

I've always suspected there was something off about you. I still suspect that.

Metsfanmax wrote:Which question is worse, this

GreecePwns wrote:What is worse, a weapon that does only lethal damage to infrastructure over a 20-mile radius, or a weapon that does only lethal damage to humans over a 5-mile radius?

or this?

nietzsche wrote:WOuld you be willing to father a mermaid (humanpus) for science? For pleasure?

I don't care.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:53 am**

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Where will you be?

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