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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:07 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I used to think Jacques Cousteau was something special. I was pre-pubescent, I don't think that counts. I still hold him as a hero, but he wasn't exactly hot was he?


Are you kidding? That accent, that trim figure. Ooh La la!
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:27 am

That hat! Those wrinkles!
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:52 am

jonesthecurl wrote:That hat! Those wrinkles!


The hat comes off...
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:02 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:That hat! Those wrinkles!


The hat comes off...


Yeah, but what about the hat?

BMO
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:36 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:That hat! Those wrinkles!


The hat comes off...


Yeah, but what about the hat?

BMO


All I'm saying is I wouldn't mind seeing it crumpled up at the foot of my bed.
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:07 pm

And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby betiko on Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:09 pm

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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:47 pm

By "man crush", you mean "repressed homoerotic urges", right?

Anyway, mine is James Marsters.

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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby frankiebee on Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:54 pm

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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:10 pm

Doctor! Doctor!

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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:23 pm

InkL0sed wrote:By "man crush", you mean "repressed homoerotic urges", right?

Anyway, mine is James Marsters.


It's a combination of:

I wish I was him
I wish I looked like him
If I suddenly turned gay I'd do him first
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:19 pm

nietzsche wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:By "man crush", you mean "repressed homoerotic urges", right?

Anyway, mine is James Marsters.


It's a combination of:

I wish I was him
I wish I looked like him
If I suddenly turned gay I'd do him first


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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:01 pm

For me it's mostly admiration but I suppose the suddenly turning gay thing fits as well.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:12 pm

nietzsche wrote:If I suddenly turned gay I'd do him first


Hopefully I'm somewhere on the list since I asked Santa for that to happen and I've been extra good.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:25 pm

2dimes wrote:
nietzsche wrote:If I suddenly turned gay I'd do him first


Hopefully I'm somewhere on the list since I asked Santa for that to happen and I've been extra good.


You're don't need a Christmas wish to become gay, 2dimes. See: Dumbo's magic feather.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:54 pm

Excellent get one to Niets stat!
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby betiko on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:11 am

nietzsche wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:By "man crush", you mean "repressed homoerotic urges", right?

Anyway, mine is James Marsters.


It's a combination of:

I wish I was him
I wish I looked like him
If I suddenly turned gay I'd do him first

I thought of it more like if i suddenly had a vagina who i would let in first. But hell, would my vagina be sexy enough?
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:44 am

InkL0sed wrote:By "man crush", you mean "repressed homoerotic urges", right?

Anyway, mine is James Marsters.

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He hasn't aged well...

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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:19 am

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:By "man crush", you mean "repressed homoerotic urges", right?

Anyway, mine is James Marsters.


It's a combination of:

I wish I was him
I wish I looked like him
If I suddenly turned gay I'd do him first

I thought of it more like if i suddenly had a vagina who i would let in first. But hell, would my vagina be sexy enough?


For some reason the thought of suddenly having a vagina and "letting someone in" terrifies me, even if it were Arnold. Being gay, whatever, I could deal but being a female would ruin me psychologically, at least initially. I think this may mean I am sexist. :(
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Re: Who do you have a man crush on?

Postby Nola_Lifer on Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:32 pm

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