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Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:39 pm



This asshole compares the Obama family to the Royal family. He is just trying to piss off conservatives even more than they are...conservatives are always pissed! WHY???? GET OVER IT ALREADY!
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Re: Deport Glenn Beck:Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed?

Postby pimpdave on Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:40 pm

Why how dare he!
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:21 pm

I've never seen a movie where a happy drunk in a bar was a Conservative. It's always "Hey there queer boy, I'm going to fight you for no good reason, YEE HAW!"

Why are Conservatives always so angry?
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:34 pm

They hate themselves, their lives, and what they have become?



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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:40 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:I've never seen a movie where a happy drunk in a bar was a Conservative. It's always "Hey there queer boy, I'm going to fight you for no good reason, YEE HAW!"

Why are Conservatives always so angry?


Here's an 80% serious answer to this.

Primitive cultures often develop a honor system to get out of the hobessian trap that leads to cycles of violence and retribution. The honor system works by deterring the would be agressor on the idea that no matter the offence, or how inconvenient retribution is for me you can be damn well sure I'll respond with full force because "it's a matter of honor".
This of course entails that one is always on the look out for attacks on his honor and is always willing to respond with disproportionate force.Essentially it entails that one must always have a hair-trigger temper. It seems that this sort of behaviour could easily lead to one being generally more angry and less able to enjoy life except in very familiar and safe environments where the possibility of someone insulting his honor is minimal.

Of course, what with the enlightenment and such, the need for personal vendetta and a strict honor code was made obsolete in most of the civilised world. Radical US conservatives seem to be actively fighting a war against the enlightenment though, via such actions as overvaluing the importance of the church in society and wishing to keep their defense in their own hands, so it seems reasonable they would also maintain other vestiges of primitive societies, such as this excessive anger and predisposition to violence.
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:42 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:I've never seen a movie where a happy drunk in a bar was a Conservative. It's always "Hey there queer boy, I'm going to fight you for no good reason, YEE HAW!"

Why are Conservatives always so angry?


Here's an 80% serious answer to this.

Primitive cultures often develop a honor system to get out of the hobessian trap that leads to cycles of violence and retribution. The honor system works by deterring the would be agressor on the idea that no matter the offence, or how inconvenient retribution is for me you can be damn well sure I'll respond with full force because "it's a matter of honor".
This of course entails that one is always on the look out for attacks on his honor and is always willing to respond with disproportionate force.Essentially it entails that one must always have a hair-trigger temper. It seems that this sort of behaviour could easily lead to one being generally more angry and less able to enjoy life except in very familiar and safe environments where the possibility of someone insulting his honor is minimal.

Of course, what with the enlightenment and such, the need for personal vendetta and a strict honor code was made obsolete in most of the civilised world. Radical US conservatives seem to be actively fighting a war against the enlightenment though, via such actions as overvaluing the importance of the church in society and wishing to keep their defense in their own hands, so it seems reasonable they would also maintain other vestiges of primitive societies, such as this excessive anger and predisposition to violence.


So, you've never seen a happy conservative drunk in a bar?
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby WheezKalifa on Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:54 pm

I'd consider myself a conservative and I'm pretty happy. I also spent most of the day with my much more conservative than me family and they all seemed happy. Perhaps you just don't know many conservatives? Or maybe you just know the ones who are assholes.

If you are using Glenn Beck as an example of all conservatives, consider that he's not even allowed on Fox News any more and Fox News is more angry and conservative than most conservatives.
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:13 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:



Is that PeePee Obama on the counter top there?

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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:49 am

CreepersWiener wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:I've never seen a movie where a happy drunk in a bar was a Conservative. It's always "Hey there queer boy, I'm going to fight you for no good reason, YEE HAW!"

Why are Conservatives always so angry?


Here's an 80% serious answer to this.

Primitive cultures often develop a honor system to get out of the hobessian trap that leads to cycles of violence and retribution. The honor system works by deterring the would be agressor on the idea that no matter the offence, or how inconvenient retribution is for me you can be damn well sure I'll respond with full force because "it's a matter of honor".
This of course entails that one is always on the look out for attacks on his honor and is always willing to respond with disproportionate force.Essentially it entails that one must always have a hair-trigger temper. It seems that this sort of behaviour could easily lead to one being generally more angry and less able to enjoy life except in very familiar and safe environments where the possibility of someone insulting his honor is minimal.

Of course, what with the enlightenment and such, the need for personal vendetta and a strict honor code was made obsolete in most of the civilised world. Radical US conservatives seem to be actively fighting a war against the enlightenment though, via such actions as overvaluing the importance of the church in society and wishing to keep their defense in their own hands, so it seems reasonable they would also maintain other vestiges of primitive societies, such as this excessive anger and predisposition to violence.


So, you've never seen a happy conservative drunk in a bar?


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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby Serbia on Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:14 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:So, you've never seen a happy conservative drunk in a bar?


I have not, but only because I haven't met Serbia yet.


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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:28 pm

Im pissed off that more conservatives are not pissed off at being pissed off. MAN IM PISSED!!!!
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby pimpdave on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:53 pm

All I can do is pray for our great country that we survive this onslaught of angry, violent conservatives.
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:53 pm

I pray you survive as many will not. Remember liberals dont believe in guns so it should take to long.
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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby pimpdave on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:35 pm

I'm a liberal who owns guns.

WHAT?

Why would you own guns, pimpdave?

Because f*ck you, that's why!


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Re: Why Are Conservatives Always Pissed Thread

Postby john9blue on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:52 pm

with great power comes great responsibility

fiscal liberals don't know about responsibility

therefore they cannot own a gun

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