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Crisis Situation #16

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:33 pm

You wake up and groggily go to the bathroom. Sometime during your pissing, you discover that your urine is reddish, brown.


What do you do?



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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:36 pm

Create new caramel popcorn recipe and feed to neighbor's little brother...
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby patches70 on Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:57 pm

Drinks more fluids, you are dehydrated, obviously.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:08 pm

Dink mors liquids, if the problem persists visit a doctor.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:20 pm

Wonder who named you "Rusty"

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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby notyou2 on Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:28 pm

Obviously you are peeing through your bum.


The answer is turn around.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:51 am

You forgot that you fell asleep wearing your 3D glasses. Remove them and the problem should clear up nearly instantaneously.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby nietzsche on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:15 am

I don't see the problem.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Nola_Lifer on Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:31 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:You wake up and groggily go to the bathroom. Sometime during your pissing, you discover that your urine is reddish, brown.


What do you do?



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It was pretty immediate :D What happens when you drink beer for almost 12 hrs straight right?
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:08 pm

For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:14 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.


But what if my art is oil-based? And what if so is what I'm painting?

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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:12 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:But what if my art is oil-based? And what if so is what I'm painting?

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Just let the issue progress a little longer and you will have that nice thick consistency you are looking for in you oils, rds.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:06 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.


Hmm, I think we may have our boy back. O:)
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby / on Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:23 am

Make sure the blood you were drinking hasn't oxidized; replace as needed.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:15 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.


But what if my art is oil-based? And what if so is what I'm painting?

BMO


Then obviously this need not apply to you; otherwise, add olive oil.

Next question...
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:24 pm

We've all heard of Blue Man Group, start a "Red Man Group". The show's finale is you pissing on a blank canvas in complete silence. The masterpiece(once dried) is sold at auction at an ungodly price.
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Re: Crisis Situation #16

Postby notyou2 on Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:03 pm

Bottle it and sell it as a snake oil cures all. You live in the right place. You could go on a 12 southern state run and sell oodles.
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