Crisis Situation #16

[Funkyterrance]

We've all heard of Blue Man Group, start a "Red Man Group". The show's finale is you pissing on a blank canvas in complete silence. The masterpiece(once dried) is sold at auction at an ungodly price.

[notyou2]

Bottle it and sell it as a snake oil cures all. You live in the right place. You could go on a 12 southern state run and sell oodles.