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Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:43 am**

snooki is piers morgan.

the guy is america.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:31 am**

He also hits the fat guy in the face.

Keep watching it. The fat guy's face is turning briefly toward his own left--then suddenly to the right--along with the direction of beefcake's fist (cuz his face got sideswiped by the fist), and then his fat face resumes its natural course to the left.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:48 am**

john9blue wrote:snooki is piers morgan.

the guy is america.

BigBallinStalin wrote:He also hits the fat guy in the face.

Keep watching it. The fat guy's face is turning briefly toward his own left--then suddenly to the right--along with the direction of beefcake's fist (cuz his face got sideswiped by the fist), and then his fat face resumes its natural course to the left.

So then I guess the fat guy is the constitutional rights that Mr. Macho is willing to piss on if it means he gets to throw his punch.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:21 pm**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
john9blue wrote:snooki is piers morgan.

the guy is america.

BigBallinStalin wrote:He also hits the fat guy in the face.

Keep watching it. The fat guy's face is turning briefly toward his own left--then suddenly to the right--along with the direction of beefcake's fist (cuz his face got sideswiped by the fist), and then his fat face resumes its natural course to the left.

So then I guess the fat guy is the constitutional rights that Mr. Macho is willing to piss on if it means he gets to throw his punch.

Maybe.

Or maybe the fat guy represents unintended consequences from the decisions of Mr. Macho, a.k.a. Piers Morgan.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:37 pm**

Hey wait! They are violating the rights of the union teacher that suckerpunched a 4' female!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:51 pm**

shouldahaddagun

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:03 pm**

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:12 pm**

comedy: the most unsuspecting way to convince idiots of your opinions through straw men and fallacies.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:27 pm**

Phatscotty wrote:

That matches up so well Ithought it was just a clip from an Oprah episode at first.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:05 pm**

bl;ah blah blah dk eblah bleh

lemme type some more mumbo dumbo bullshit here.

ANd lemme say another thing!

blah blah blah Guns Pieing Morgan on the Death Bed blah blah Schools

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:52 pm**

somepony sounds drunk.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:22 am**

john9blue wrote:comedy: the most unsuspecting way to convince idiots of your opinions through straw men and fallacies.

Breaking news: a humourless killjoy libertarian
"I'm very surprised" said no-one ever.
"Do even libertarians like libertarians?" asked a random passer-by.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:45 am**

Iliad wrote:
john9blue wrote:comedy: the most unsuspecting way to convince idiots of your opinions through straw men and fallacies.

Breaking news: a humourless killjoy libertarian
"I'm very surprised" said no-one ever.
"Do even libertarians like libertarians?" asked a random passer-by.

and so he was tarred, feathered, and deported.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:23 am**

i'm not humorless, i just don't like humor being used as a tool to avoid actual discussion.

but if that's your biggest critique of libertarianism then i think i'm okay with that.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:52 pm**

New petition urges US to keep Piers Morgan 'because UK doesn't want him'

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:32 pm**

Haha, I love this story. Figures it was a guy from Texas that started the petition.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:52 pm**

pimpdave wrote:Haha, I love this story. Figures it was a guy from Texas that started the petition.

RSVP'd into heaven

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:40 am**

man scotty... lately you've gotten all religious-preachy and been stomping on the first amendment, not to mention your posturings of being some kind of irresistible casanova with the ladies. is this what post-ron paul scotty looks like?

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:50 am**

john9blue wrote:man scotty... lately you've gotten all religious-preachy and been stomping on the first amendment, not to mention your posturings of being some kind of irresistible casanova with the ladies. is this what post-ron paul scotty looks like?

honestly, the petition is just symbolic, and I was just sharing it. the whole taking literally of me stomping on the firsty is a new kind of reverse trollery, where as I can no longer have a sense of humor and everything has to be serious and literal. I have not actually done anything to Piersy-poo to rob his first amendment rights...The religious stuff is an ongoing inside joke with David, and I have been getting lucky after a pretty long dry spell so yeah I wanna live a little (I think it's just cuz I grew out my beard)

Maybe I'm just lightening up a little bit, and it will take people some time to get used to it

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