Conquer Club

Appoint John Darnielle as Poet Laureate of the United States
Mr. Darnielle is a unique voice in modern word and music. For over twenty years, Mr. Darnielle has struggled on our behalf to come to terms with the base instincts of the human psyche.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... e/4X2y05sH

Do Not Appoint Anna Wintour as Ambassador to France and/or UK
Wintour has endorsed the egregiously cruel fur industry for decades. She shamelessly promotes fur in every issue of Vogue and she often insists that the young designers she mentors use fur. Anna Wintour is directly responsible for the killing of millions of animals.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... e/NB753TQk

Extend Unemployment Benefits
Please extend unemployment benefits immediately until job market good enough to provide job. [sic] Ending unemployment by the December 30, 2012 will force unemployed Americans and their families to starve to death. I expect no one will oppose this extension in the best interest of jobless Americans. [sic]
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... s/PXQRvcQ6

the Piers Morgan Thing

Allow Shitting Equality
Support the Restroom Access Act. This law would require businesses to allow customers with medically documented illnesses to use bathrooms normally restricted to paying customers or employees. People with digestive disorders such as IBD, Crones Disease or Ulcerative Colitis; and other medical conditions, shouldn’t be denied access to use a bathroom when they can’t afford to wait or seek alternatives.

Support the People of Catalonia
In adherence with the guiding principles of our own Declaration of Independence, we ask the United States government to stand with the Catalan people's right to decide a future that is best for them through a fair and democratic referendum.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... e/hLYHYkp1

jonesthecurl wrote:What about the space probe?

MeDeFe wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:What about the space probe?

Yes, the petition to turn Voyager around was also the first that came to my mind. Since that isn't an option here I think the US government's time is best spent supporting independence for Catalonia.