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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:This thread is Jewish. Err, I mean black. Err, I mean gay. Err, I mean retarded. Err, I mean fat. Err, I mean short.

We can still make fun of short people, right?


Or the Welsh.
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:16 pm

Army of GOD wrote:This thread is Jewish. Err, I mean black. Err, I mean gay. Err, I mean retarded. Err, I mean fat. Err, I mean short.

We can still make fun of short people, right?


NO! Midgets are people too and you can't discriminate against them based on height. Even though they have a hell of an advantage during limbo games.
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:47 pm

Lil_SlimShady wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is Jewish. Err, I mean black. Err, I mean gay. Err, I mean retarded. Err, I mean fat. Err, I mean short.

We can still make fun of short people, right?


NO! Midgets are people too and you can't discriminate against them based on height. Even though they have a hell of an advantage during limbo games.


For goodness sake man, how low can you go?
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Neoteny on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:58 pm

I'm not going to bend over backwards to defend him here.
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:08 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lil_SlimShady wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is Jewish. Err, I mean black. Err, I mean gay. Err, I mean retarded. Err, I mean fat. Err, I mean short.

We can still make fun of short people, right?


NO! Midgets are people too and you can't discriminate against them based on height. Even though they have a hell of an advantage during limbo games.


For goodness sake man, how low can you go?

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Me or the midget? Pretty low for both.
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:12 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is Jewish. Err, I mean black. Err, I mean gay. Err, I mean retarded. Err, I mean fat. Err, I mean short.

We can still make fun of short people, right?


Or the Welsh.

Only if you are welsh... ;)
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby tzor on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:26 am

Lil_SlimShady wrote:NO! Midgets are people too and you can't discriminate against them based on height. Even though they have a hell of an advantage during limbo games.


Actually, they don't. Eventually a limbo game requires everyone to move from a mostly horizontal position. So the problem turns into a depth and not a height problem. Ironically, longer limbs can function better with minimal bending and during the mid point have more bending capacity.
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Gillipig on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:09 pm

Wow, I'm impressed, these 231 posts are littered with explanations for why the holocaust is funny. Good job BBS, you've really shown all your critics wrong in this thread. This thread did not at all make you look stupid, not at all.
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:41 am

Gillipig wrote:Wow, I'm impressed, these 231 posts are littered with explanations for why the holocaust is funny. Good job BBS, you've really shown all your critics wrong in this thread. This thread did not at all make you look stupid, not at all.


webster wrote:Definition of FUNNY

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a : affording light mirth and laughter : amusing
b : seeking or intended to amuse : facetious


So, the holocaust is funny because there exist people who laugh at holocaust jokes. Q.E.D.

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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:29 pm

tzor wrote: Ironically, longer limbs can function better with minimal bending and during the mid point have more bending capacity.


:?: Please elaborate. How can they be minimall bending but with a more bending capacity?
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Re: BBS explains why the Holocaust is funny

Postby john9blue on Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:52 am

Neoteny wrote:I'm not going to bend over backwards to defend him here.


but you can't deny that he's lowered the bar for post quality around here.
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