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Isaac Asimov

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:09 pm

1. Proper pronunciation of Isaac Asimov:


"I-sick Assy-mouf."



2. Thus confirming that he is a toilet-head.
3. He has no other redeeming features.
4. Therefore, he shall be stricken from the annals of history.


QED

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:11 pm

Spotswood wrote:Huh.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:17 pm

I pulled your mum while dancing the robot; thus Isick Assmouth is awesome. QEDxinfinity.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:56 pm

You're lucky he's dead or he would come over there and kick your assymouf.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:25 pm

You have no Foundation for saying that.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Jonesy, +3


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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:36 pm

This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.

AOG, -451


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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:42 pm

Why did I lose points? Because I have Orange Clockwork?
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:53 pm

AoG +1 for the same reason Fox News is funny.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby x-raider on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:15 pm

If BBS persists, I may have to employ The Weapon Too Dreadful to Use.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:22 pm

Oh, oh, oh,....................I robot
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby stahrgazer on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:36 pm

Thread about as useful as The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:53 pm

We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby x-raider on Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:03 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Liar!

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