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Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:09 pm
by BigBallinStalin
1. Proper pronunciation of Isaac Asimov:


"I-sick Assy-mouf."



2. Thus confirming that he is a toilet-head.
3. He has no other redeeming features.
4. Therefore, he shall be stricken from the annals of history.


QED

The debate is over.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:11 pm
by 2dimes
Spotswood wrote:Huh.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:17 pm
by Lootifer
I pulled your mum while dancing the robot; thus Isick Assmouth is awesome. QEDxinfinity.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:56 pm
by thegreekdog
You're lucky he's dead or he would come over there and kick your assymouf.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:25 pm
by jonesthecurl
You have no Foundation for saying that.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:29 pm
by AndyDufresne
jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Jonesy, +3


--Andy

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:36 pm
by Army of GOD
This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:38 pm
by AndyDufresne
Army of GOD wrote:This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.

AOG, -451


--Andy

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:42 pm
by Army of GOD
Why did I lose points? Because I have Orange Clockwork?

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:53 pm
by Lootifer
AoG +1 for the same reason Fox News is funny.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:15 pm
by x-raider
If BBS persists, I may have to employ The Weapon Too Dreadful to Use.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:22 pm
by notyou2
Oh, oh, oh,....................I robot

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:36 pm
by stahrgazer
Thread about as useful as The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:53 pm
by Army of GOD
We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:03 pm
by x-raider
jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Liar!

:P

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:14 am
by thegreekdog
Army of GOD wrote:We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.


You're just a stranger in a strange land.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:33 am
by BigBallinStalin
Is it time for Economics in One Lesson?

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:58 am
by Army of GOD
Cosmopolitan?

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:10 am
by jonesthecurl
x-raider wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Liar!

:P


Are you positronic about that?

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:36 pm
by tzor
The correct pronunciation for I.A. comes from a poetry contest held by a famous sci-fi magazine publication where the sci-fi author was supposed to be the last thing in the poem. The poem written for I.A. involved skinny dipping.

"But when it came to swimming,
His clothing he must doff.
Without a moment's hesitation,
Isaac Asimov."

[(h)as 'em off]

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:10 pm
by Dukasaur
BigBallinStalin wrote:Is it time for Economics in One Lesson?

You forgot Moby Dick?

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:41 pm
by thegreekdog

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:22 pm
by jonesthecurl
Not his best-known...
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,191,126 in Books

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:53 pm
by tzor
My first Asimov book as a very young child was "The Moon." I still have it today in the basement. Come to think of it I was only 6 when this children's book came out in 1967.

Re: Isaac Asimov

PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:54 am
by Army of GOD
tzor wrote:My first Asimov book as a very young child was "The Moon." I still have it today in the basement. Come to think of it I was only 6 when this children's book came out in 1967.


You're such a Gladiator.

Maybe you should Kill Bill.