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Isaac Asimov

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:09 pm

1. Proper pronunciation of Isaac Asimov:


"I-sick Assy-mouf."



2. Thus confirming that he is a toilet-head.
3. He has no other redeeming features.
4. Therefore, he shall be stricken from the annals of history.


QED

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:11 pm

Spotswood wrote:Huh.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:17 pm

I pulled your mum while dancing the robot; thus Isick Assmouth is awesome. QEDxinfinity.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:56 pm

You're lucky he's dead or he would come over there and kick your assymouf.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:25 pm

You have no Foundation for saying that.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Jonesy, +3


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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:36 pm

This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.

AOG, -451


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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:42 pm

Why did I lose points? Because I have Orange Clockwork?
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:53 pm

AoG +1 for the same reason Fox News is funny.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby x-raider on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:15 pm

If BBS persists, I may have to employ The Weapon Too Dreadful to Use.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:22 pm

Oh, oh, oh,....................I robot
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby stahrgazer on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:36 pm

Thread about as useful as The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:53 pm

We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby x-raider on Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:03 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Liar!

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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:14 am

Army of GOD wrote:We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.


You're just a stranger in a strange land.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:33 am

Is it time for Economics in One Lesson?
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:58 am

Cosmopolitan?
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:10 am

x-raider wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.

Liar!

:P


Are you positronic about that?
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby tzor on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:36 pm

The correct pronunciation for I.A. comes from a poetry contest held by a famous sci-fi magazine publication where the sci-fi author was supposed to be the last thing in the poem. The poem written for I.A. involved skinny dipping.

"But when it came to swimming,
His clothing he must doff.
Without a moment's hesitation,
Isaac Asimov."

[(h)as 'em off]
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:10 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Is it time for Economics in One Lesson?

You forgot Moby Dick?
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:41 pm

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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:22 pm

Not his best-known...
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,191,126 in Books
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby tzor on Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:53 pm

My first Asimov book as a very young child was "The Moon." I still have it today in the basement. Come to think of it I was only 6 when this children's book came out in 1967.
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Re: Isaac Asimov

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:54 am

tzor wrote:My first Asimov book as a very young child was "The Moon." I still have it today in the basement. Come to think of it I was only 6 when this children's book came out in 1967.


You're such a Gladiator.

Maybe you should Kill Bill.
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