Why are you a Feminist?

[Juan_Bottom]

My name is Juan and I'm a Feminist because no one is free who can't control their own body.

[kentington]

I wish people would control their bodies too.

[john9blue]

i can't control my heartbeat! i'm a slave to my own body!

[BigBallinStalin]

1. Create a word which encompasses x-amount of rights for all.
2. Call this word "feminist."
3. Add the right to pizza at low prices once a year for all.
4. Combine #1 with #3, and we get "femapizzist."


Why are you a Femapizzist?

[rdsrds2120]

Which wave? I imagine 3rd, but you can never be too careful.

BMO

[jonesthecurl]

Why?
because I have morals.

[oVo]

I burned my bra.

[jonesthecurl]

Were you wearing it?

[xeno]

Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes

[BigBallinStalin]

Which wave? I imagine 3rd, but you can never be too careful.

BMO

It's interesting that the term "wave" is used. It's as if the first two waves either receded due to lack of interest or perhaps they had to be scaled back, as if those two were mistakes. But the sand is still wet.

[oVo]

Were you wearing it?

Did you catch a hint of bacon?

[Kaplowitz]

Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes

Well it's a good thing that you won't allow women to make it up to the bedroom. We wouldn't want you to procreate or anything, ya know?

[muy_thaiguy]

Equalist, really. Equality and what not.

Except for Army of God. He only counts as 1/3 of a person.

[DoomYoshi]

That is what society wants me to believe.

[PLAYER57832]

Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes

Well... many people do let their dogs in their living rooms, but I agree they have no place in any bedroom.

Still, you are a bit off topic. Feminism means women, not dogs.