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Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:06 pm

My name is Juan and I'm a Feminist because no one is free who can't control their own body.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby kentington on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:07 pm

I wish people would control their bodies too.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby john9blue on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:20 pm

i can't control my heartbeat! i'm a slave to my own body!
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:35 am

1. Create a word which encompasses x-amount of rights for all.
2. Call this word "feminist."
3. Add the right to pizza at low prices once a year for all.
4. Combine #1 with #3, and we get "femapizzist."


Why are you a Femapizzist?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:03 am

Which wave? I imagine 3rd, but you can never be too careful.

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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:02 am

Why?
because I have morals.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby oVo on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:10 am

I burned my bra.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:12 am

Were you wearing it?
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby xeno on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:17 am

Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:06 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:Which wave? I imagine 3rd, but you can never be too careful.

BMO


It's interesting that the term "wave" is used. It's as if the first two waves either receded due to lack of interest or perhaps they had to be scaled back, as if those two were mistakes. But the sand is still wet.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby oVo on Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:09 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Were you wearing it?

Did you catch a hint of bacon?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Kaplowitz on Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:36 am

xeno wrote:Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes


Well it's a good thing that you won't allow women to make it up to the bedroom. We wouldn't want you to procreate or anything, ya know?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:56 am

Equalist, really. Equality and what not.

Except for Army of God. He only counts as 1/3 of a person.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:04 am

That is what society wants me to believe.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:19 pm

xeno wrote:Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes

Well... many people do let their dogs in their living rooms, but I agree they have no place in any bedroom.

Still, you are a bit off topic. Feminism means women, not dogs.
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