"Last Common Ancestor of Bats, Whales, Sloths & Humans"

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Re: "IRe: "Last Common Ancestor of Bats, Whales, Sloths & Hu

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:59 am

betiko wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
premio53 wrote:"Life doesn't spontaneously generate from dead matter." A fact that that any child in primary school knows.


Just as they know that Santa is real.


or that boys come from cabbage, girls come from roses, and are brought to their parents by stork birds. At least that's how you explain it to little kids in france, when comes the embarassing question "how do we make babies"

Don't tell me that children AREN'T BORN OUT OF CABBAGE PATCHES. DON'T DO IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

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Re: "IRe: "Last Common Ancestor of Bats, Whales, Sloths & Hu

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:53 pm

betiko wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
premio53 wrote:"Life doesn't spontaneously generate from dead matter." A fact that that any child in primary school knows.


Just as they know that Santa is real.


or that boys come from cabbage, girls come from roses, and are brought to their parents by stork birds. At least that's how you explain it to little kids in france, when comes the embarassing question "how do we make babies"


The Frenchman is very poetic.

In Saxony we tell the kinder that girls are chiseled out of rock in the Lugau-Oelsnitz coal mines while the boys are forged out of steel at the Raschau iron works. A She-Troll from the forest carries the kinder to the parents. When the She-Troll arrives with the kinder it is slain by the villagers and her body parts hammered into schnitzel and served as a feast while the fluids of the She-Troll is drained and the child nursed on troll blood and marrow (helps avoid embarrassing conversation about breasts).
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Re: "Last Common Ancestor of Bats, Whales, Sloths & Humans"

Postby premio53 on Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:59 pm

I've always heard that if you are superstitious your ears will turn into cabbage but I don't believe it because I don't want to take that chance.
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Re: "Last Common Ancestor of Bats, Whales, Sloths & Humans"

Postby Lootifer on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:07 pm

So just going to gloss over the fact that evolution has little or nothing to do with spontaneous [life] generation?
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Re: "Last Common Ancestor of Bats, Whales, Sloths & Humans"

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:43 pm

premio53 wrote:I've always heard that if you are superstitious your ears will turn into cabbage


Those boxing chaps are a really superstitious bunch I tell ya!
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