Pope Benedict XVI resigns

[aage]

He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.

[AndyDufresne]

He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.

Maybe some hot young shot is pushing him out?




--Andy

[fadedpsychosis]

Is that a guy with a sleestak avatar, commenting on the resignation of a Pope.

This place is stupid.

would you prefer a guy with a skexis avatar commenting on the resignation of a Pope?

[CreepersWiener]

He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.

If I was pope, and going to stay pope until I died; I would let priests get married. I would let all the Catholics use condoms. I would use Lasagna for the Eucharist instead of a wafer. I would have a kegger every second Saturday of the month at the Vatican.

[squishyg]

No papa

[koontz1973]

Maybe some hot young shot is pushing him out?

--Andy

Nope, he got himself a new job.

[AAFitz]

He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.

If I was pope, and going to stay pope until I died; I would let priests get married. I would let all the Catholics use condoms. I would use Lasagna for the Eucharist instead of a wafer. I would have a kegger every second Saturday of the month at the Vatican.

Some problems would arise from this, but I truly think in the end, more would be would be avoided, net.

[AAFitz]

ALIENS!

Theres no evidence to suggest it wasnt aliens.

[jonesthecurl]

I saw this and wanted to share...
The pope will soon be ex Benedict.

[Pedronicus]

If you want tocarve out a career in stand up, you'd best sort out your fuckingjokes mate..

[betiko]

I think he resigned because of the evidence that the earth is not 6000 years old, he was too old to continue with such a bullcrap.

[DoomYoshi]

I think he resigned because of the evidence that the earth is not 6000 years old, he was too old to continue with such a bullcrap.

That's not a papal thing at all. That's a protestant invention. Not even the Jews believe that the Torah is inerrant. It really is an anomaly.

[betiko]

I think he resigned because of the evidence that the earth is not 6000 years old, he was too old to continue with such a bullcrap.

That's not a papal thing at all. That's a protestant invention. Not even the Jews believe that the Torah is inerrant. It really is an anomaly.

lol, well i'm "catholic" with such "interst" in this religion that I didn't even know the official position of the vatican regarding this. But I'm pretty sure lots of hard core catholics are into that, not just protestants.

[DoomYoshi]

I think he resigned because of the evidence that the earth is not 6000 years old, he was too old to continue with such a bullcrap.

That's not a papal thing at all. That's a protestant invention. Not even the Jews believe that the Torah is inerrant. It really is an anomaly.

lol, well i'm "catholic" with such "interst" in this religion that I didn't even know the official position of the vatican regarding this. But I'm pretty sure lots of hard core catholics are into that, not just protestants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_evolution

[DoomYoshi]

In other news, Creationists all share one common aspect: they lie in court under oath, therefore, they hate the Bible. As bible-haters, we should burn all creationists at the stake.