Babies

[saxitoxin]

What's your opinion of babies?

[2dimes]

Support.

Only because they eventually stop soiling themselves. I'm some seriously opposed to that.

[Evil Semp]

I thought saxi was going to tell us he was pregnant.

[2dimes]

There's plenty of time still if it will maintain his popularity. Have to wait to see how the poll turns out. He might have to go to one of those special private schools for just such an occasion.

[Funkyterrance]

It's all about the publicity eh saxi?

I actually like babies a lot. I had little brothers growing up too and I rarely got annoyed with them.
I honestly find it a little strange when someone tells me they don't like babies. To me it seems only natural to like them.

[koontz1973]

You got to love babies. They might eat, sleep and poop but my three have given me countless hours of amusement.

Just remember, a baby is not just for Christmas, they make great leftovers for a few days as well. Just make sure you cook them properly.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I find their views on Middle East relations very immature.

-TG

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Support their heads because they are too weak and lazy to do it themselves...
On the plus side, they are one of the few demographics that hasn't committed any (known) felonies yet.

[CreepersWiener]

Babies eyeballs never grow. That's why they look so huge, they stay the same size from baby to adult.

[Funkyterrance]

What's your opinion of babies?

[tzor]

With the two exceptions of the poop thing and their small size, I generally like babies.

(Note when you are around 6' tall, what's around your feet isn't always that important. But when a baby could crawl on it, then it better be spotless.)

I actually saw a baby "tune" once. You may not realize that it takes a lot of effort to learn how to be annoying. The baby was in a store and the mother was otherwise occupied.

"Wahhhhhh" Said the baby; no response.

The baby then went slightly higher in pitch. No response.

The baby did this two more times, until suddenly the mother turned around. The baby grinned from ear to ear.

I guarantee that was the pitch he/she used from then on!

[Haggis_McMutton]

This gif accurately summarizes my feelings:

[2dimes]

No man. That's a toddler.

[DoomYoshi]

Every time I see a baby, I am reminded of the cuntface adult they will grow to become.

[jonesthecurl]

oddly enough, when I was first a Dad I couldn't help thinking that every adult I saw, no matter how much of a git, was once an adorable baby that everyone loved and thinking "what went wrong?".