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It’s not perhaps a sentiment one has too often in life, but it can be said without hesitation that the past year or so has been a good one for popular accounts of the lives of 17th-century English polymaths.
Haggis_McMutton wrote:This gif accurately summarizes my feelings:
2dimes wrote:No man. That's a toddler.
Funkyterrance wrote:Well, at least you're consistent. This has something to do with your upbringing, your bleak outlook on the world, your're a sadist? What?? The clip is certainly open to interpretation. Do you feel the same way about other young mammals? If so, how many creatures did you torture or fantasize about torturing as a youth? Have you ever drowned a kitten? A puppy? If so, did you get a boner? These are all reasonable questions, considering your post and I'm just curious.
Funkyterrance wrote:notyou2 wrote:The world needs billions more
Billions more, billions less, meh. Neither way isn't going to pull anyone out of their pit of despair.
Haggis_McMutton wrote:In this scenario what's the regulations regarding part-time employment in a circus and/or a prostitution ring for any of the mentioned animals?
I think the dancing bear and AoG might end up actually making you money with proper management.
saxitoxin wrote:What would you rather have for a pet?
(a) a Baby
(b) a Dancing Bear
(c) Army of God
(c) a Rubber Eraser in the Shape of a Circus Animal
You would have to absorb all expenses of taking care of whichever you choose.