Babies

[saxitoxin]

What would you rather have for a pet?

(a) a Baby
(b) a Dancing Bear
(c) Army of God
(c) a Rubber Eraser in the Shape of a Circus Animal

You would have to absorb all expenses of taking care of whichever you choose.

Is seeking arbitrage opportunities allowed?

I don't know what that word means. Is this another prostitution question?

[BigBallinStalin]

What would you rather have for a pet?

(a) a Baby
(b) a Dancing Bear
(c) Army of God
(c) a Rubber Eraser in the Shape of a Circus Animal

You would have to absorb all expenses of taking care of whichever you choose.

Is seeking arbitrage opportunities allowed?

I don't know what that word means. Is this another prostitution question?

arbitrage: buy low, sell high

I'm thinking I could sling that baby for 10 g's, y'herd me?

[Funkyterrance]

The world needs billions more

Billions more, billions less, meh. Neither way isn't going to pull anyone out of their pit of despair.

Really, billions more and we would all die of starvation, unless the pollution and raping of the planet's resources gets us first.

MORE ABORTIONS!!!!

Yes, but would any of these scenarios, including the bolded one, make you a happier person? I'd wager not.

You think I have a bleak outlook on the world?

Yeah most likely. Either that or comfortably but woefully desensitized.
I'm not really bothered, more fascinated than anything. I've not met outlooks in RL like these I've seen here in OT for a few years. Most people outgrow the "baby in the microwave" jokes when they hit legal drinking age. I didn't realize so many people went into middle age and beyond with so many hang-ups.

[2dimes]

Microwave?

[Funkyterrance]

Microwave?

?

[Funkyterrance]

What would you rather have for a pet?

(a) a Baby
(b) a Dancing Bear
(c) Army of God
(c) a Rubber Eraser in the Shape of a Circus Animal

You would have to absorb all expenses of taking care of whichever you choose.

A rubber Aog

[2dimes]

baby in the microwave" jokes

Microwave?

?

?

[Funkyterrance]

[2dimes]

Well that looks tasty but I'm still missing the gag.

[Funkyterrance]

Well that looks tasty but I'm still missing the gag.

You don't strike me as an individual with many hang-ups 2dimes so I don't think you'd find them very funny bro. You might appreciate this guy though, he's on of my favs:http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CEkQFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FQ%3AMitch_Hedberg%2523Alcohol_and_drugs&ei=rQwfUdDmBobs8gTB1oGYBw&usg=AFQjCNHElMJLCS-oHjPa1dVsx3AHFdpVMA&bvm=bv.42553238,d.eWU&cad=rja

[2dimes]

I dunno, I certainly like to line up colored pens for note taking.

[notyou2]

Blender?

[Haggis_McMutton]

You think I have a bleak outlook on the world?

Yeah most likely. Either that or comfortably but woefully desensitized.
I'm not really bothered, more fascinated than anything. I've not met outlooks in RL like these I've seen here in OT for a few years. Most people outgrow the "baby in the microwave" jokes when they hit legal drinking age. I didn't realize so many people went into middle age and beyond with so many hang-ups.

You think I'm middle aged?

[2dimes]

Blender?

See, I've heard that one. It's not really the joke that is funny. It's watching haggis get in trouble for telling it.

So you can wa?.. That's horrible! You wait until you have kids of your own you monster.

[notyou2]

Tell it again Haggis........pleeeease.

[2dimes]

That one with the punting old lady should say, "Goooooooooaal!"

[notyou2]

How many puppies did you kick on your way to work today?

[2dimes]

None.

Not to say I didn't kick puppies. I just don't have a job!

[Funkyterrance]

You think I have a bleak outlook on the world?

Yeah most likely. Either that or comfortably but woefully desensitized.
I'm not really bothered, more fascinated than anything. I've not met outlooks in RL like these I've seen here in OT for a few years. Most people outgrow the "baby in the microwave" jokes when they hit legal drinking age. I didn't realize so many people went into middle age and beyond with so many hang-ups.

You think I'm middle aged?

That being the only possibly incorrect assumption out of that paragraph I figure my batting average is pretty good.
You're going to get some suport on here, that's expected, but misery loves company right?

[Haggis_McMutton]

You think I have a bleak outlook on the world?

Yeah most likely. Either that or comfortably but woefully desensitized.
I'm not really bothered, more fascinated than anything. I've not met outlooks in RL like these I've seen here in OT for a few years. Most people outgrow the "baby in the microwave" jokes when they hit legal drinking age. I didn't realize so many people went into middle age and beyond with so many hang-ups.

You think I'm middle aged?

That being the only possibly incorrect assumption out of that paragraph I figure my batting average is pretty good.

Nah, that was just the most interesting assumption. Hadn't heard that one before.

You're going to get some suport on here, that's expected, but misery loves company right?

Wait didn't you say 2dimes is well adjusted? Now you're lumping him in with us sick fucks?

[2dimes]

..

[muy_thaiguy]

So, IS saxi pregnant?

[Funkyterrance]

You think I have a bleak outlook on the world?

Yeah most likely. Either that or comfortably but woefully desensitized.
I'm not really bothered, more fascinated than anything. I've not met outlooks in RL like these I've seen here in OT for a few years. Most people outgrow the "baby in the microwave" jokes when they hit legal drinking age. I didn't realize so many people went into middle age and beyond with so many hang-ups.

You think I'm middle aged?

That being the only possibly incorrect assumption out of that paragraph I figure my batting average is pretty good.

Nah, that was just the most interesting assumption. Hadn't heard that one before.

You're going to get some suport on here, that's expected, but misery loves company right?

Wait didn't you say 2dimes is well adjusted? Now you're lumping him in with us sick fucks?

Eh? I'm just recognizing hang-ups and tendencies. I'm not detecting any hang-ups from 2dimes so far but is he miserable? Hard for me to say but I'm not eliminating it as a possibility. At any rate, I wasn't getting the impression that 2dimes was necessarily supporting either side.
If you want to give me some insider information about your level of "sickness" I'm all ears though. Are you trying to tell me you're actually a sadist? If so, whatevs, this is the interwebs after all.

[2dimes]

I'm not detecting any hang-ups from 2dimes so far but is he miserable? Hard for me to say but I'm not eliminating it as a possibility.

Well there is the pen thing. I'm possesive and a bit ADD.
I'm pretty happy right now. I could link you to some posts when I was somewhat miserable.

I'm kind of stressed about finance stuff right now and I auditioned for a band last week. I don't know what to do about it or even how I did. They're trying another guy out next week. Should be pretty casual if I go with it other than the drummer sings and the other two guys don't. It could end up awkward with too many guys up front standing around.

I should have hit delete. I just told koolbak I hate it when I post real life on the stupid internet.

[Funkyterrance]

Well there is the pen thing. I'm possesive and a bit ADD.

Those aren't hang-ups bro, you're good.

I'm pretty happy right now.

That's good to hear. I just wasn't going to make any assumptions

I'm kind of stressed about finance stuff right now and I auditioned for a band last week. I don't know what to do about it or even how I did. They're trying another guy out next week. Should be pretty casual if I go with it other than the drummer sings and the other two guys don't. It could end up awkward with too many guys up front standing around.

I should have hit delete. I just told koolbak I hate it when I post real life on the stupid internet.

Meh, doesn't bother me.