OT's Happy Room

[tzor]

I'm very happy, my week long ordeal as a juror has ended.
Tomorrow I'm going to do a few singing valentines.

[jonesthecurl]

Then only unhappy thing that OT's Happy Room has is a taser, whenever Scotty starts talking about politics, we quickly tase him and let him lying there for a few minutes.

...doesn't make ME unhappy...

Well some laugh when he's being tased and laugh a little more when he's convulsing on the floor for a few minutes but I don't think he enjoys it.

happy tase are here again...

[2dimes]

Ok drink all you want but don't puke in the room please.

Quirk and I won't but someone has already designated your foot wear as a toilet.

You might want to start taking note of my suggestions. Add some urinals and garb-orator in all the sinks.

[nietzsche]

Ok drink all you want but don't puke in the room please.

Quirk and I won't but someone has already designated your foot wear as a toilet.

You might want to start taking note of my suggestions. Add some urinals and garb-orator in all the sinks.

There's already the most wonderful bathroom. It's walls are made of marble, there are like 5 spacious private cubicles. There's sauna (careful, saxi doesn't use towels and is always on viagra). There are bathtubes and showers. There's a marvelous fountain in the entrance too.

[2dimes]

That sounds wonderful. You're in denial of the shoe guy or something.

[ManBungalow]

There's also a wall on which Tzor can pin blurry pictures which are liek 8000px wide and 6001px high.

Xeno is not allowed in the happy room.

[jonesthecurl]

What's the kitchen like? I fancy cooking something awesome.

[Lootifer]

I just called the contractor, theyll be in next week to finish the basement kitchen; fully stocked restaurant quality kitchen... Including a 20L deep fryer.

[BigBallinStalin]

I just called the contractor, theyll be in next week to finish the basement kitchen; fully stocked restaurant quality kitchen... Including a 20L deep fryer.

[tzor]

There's also a wall on which Tzor can pin blurry pictures which are liek 8000px wide and 6001px high.

Actual conversation with my boss on seeing my latest image on my laptop of my house with Christmas Decorations and Snow.

Boss, "You really like the model effect, don't you?"

Me, "The blurriness around the edges makes the icons easier to see."

Technical fun fact: My normal camera mode is 3088x2056 and large mode is 4272x2848; not 8000x6001.

I've actually taken a few large size photos and turned them into canvas prints. Two sports prints (from Yankee Stadium) were given as a part of a Chinese Auction.

And by the way, as long as we are reserving walls, we need a really large wall for the REAL ARTIST OF OT.

[tzor]

I just called the contractor, theyll be in next week to finish the basement kitchen; fully stocked restaurant quality kitchen... Including a 20L deep fryer.

Good, it's been over 12 years since I've been cooking. Don't forget a good gas stove; it's so much easier to use a wok on a gas stove. Or I could make my famous stew, thickened with lots of "Mothers" instant barley. (Just don't use too many carrots in the start of the process, Tzor, you ruined that stew when you did that. Everything tasted like the worst part of the carrot.)