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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby nagerous on Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:57 pm

Pedronicus wrote:Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on


That one was below the belt.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:02 pm

Pull the other one.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:40 pm

nagerous wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on


That one was below the belt.


I disagree. It wasn't a gold medal winner, but it was pretty good.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby tzor on Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:23 pm

A really bad joke I made at choir rehearsal.
(remember the best bad joke leads up to an expected result that is not the result you use)

I walk in with a cup of coffee in a cardboard cup.
"I like my ladies the way I like my coffee..."
(shows the coffee cup)
"With a clearly marked label that says 'Caution - these contents are hot!'"

It did get a chuckle out of the ladies. ;)
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:26 pm

One time at bandcamp............
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:53 pm

He probably shouldn't have been armed.

He's going to face the consequences.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:54 pm

You're going out on a limb there.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:34 pm

"The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."


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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby x-raider on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:24 am

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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby crispybits on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:29 am

I like that x-raider

I liked the overly attached girlfriend (TM) Valentine poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my Valentine
I'm waiting for you

Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Don't say no....
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby x-raider on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:30 am

crispybits wrote:I like that x-raider

Why, thank-you. 8-)

crispybits wrote:I liked the overly attached girlfriend (TM) Valentine poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my Valentine
I'm waiting for you

Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Don't say no....

:(


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