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Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:06 amby Pedronicus
Roses are red,
violets are glorious,
don't shoot your friends,
like Oscar Pistorious.
Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:33 amby chang50
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't....
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:46 amby DoomYoshi
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:55 pmby jonesthecurl
Orchids are pretty,
Nettles are not.
Orchids cost money.
Guess what YOU got?
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:15 pmby AndyDufresne
Love is lovely,
And so is loving.
But don't try to improve me,
So lets get f***ing.
--Andy
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:10 pmby x-raider
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:10 pmby CBlake
Roses are Red
My balls are blue
It hurts like hell
Thanks to you
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:11 pmby Gilligan
Roses are red,
violets are VIOLET,
I need a new poem instead
and nothing really rhymes with violet
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:16 pmby Timminz
Roses are red
Foxes are clever
I like your bum
Let me touch it forever
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:12 pmby Haggis_McMutton
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poems are hard,
f*ck it, let's drink.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:26 pmby nagerous
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
There's No Date For Me
But Football on TV
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:21 pmby /
Blood is so red,
Thy saint was a martyr.
Rather than charity,
Thy love is for barter.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:46 amby Army of GOD
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:27 amby betiko
I am the bullet in the chamber. Just do it!!!it's all nike's fault.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:57 amby skillfull
CBlake wrote:Roses are Red
My balls are blue
It hurts like hell
Thanks to you
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:57 pmby nagerous
Pedronicus wrote:Roses are red,
violets are glorious,
don't shoot your friends,
like Oscar Pistorious.
Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on
That one was below the belt.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:02 pmby jonesthecurl
Pull the other one.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:40 pmby notyou2
nagerous wrote:Pedronicus wrote:Roses are red,
violets are glorious,
don't shoot your friends,
like Oscar Pistorious.
Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on
That one was below the belt.
I disagree. It wasn't a gold medal winner, but it was pretty good.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:23 pmby tzor
A really bad joke I made at choir rehearsal.
(remember the best bad joke leads up to an expected result that is not the result you use)
I walk in with a cup of coffee in a cardboard cup.
"I like my ladies the way I like my coffee..."
(shows the coffee cup)
"With a clearly marked label that says 'Caution - these contents are
hot!'"
It did get a chuckle out of the ladies.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:26 pmby notyou2
One time at bandcamp............
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:53 pmby Army of GOD
He probably shouldn't have been armed.
He's going to face the consequences.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:54 pmby jonesthecurl
You're going out on a limb there.
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:34 pmby AndyDufresne
"The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."
--Andy
Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:24 amby x-raider
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Re: Valentines Day 2013
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:29 amby crispybits
I like that x-raider
I liked the overly attached girlfriend (TM) Valentine poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my Valentine
I'm waiting for you
Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Don't say no....
