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Valentines Day 2013

Postby Pedronicus on Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:06 am

Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby chang50 on Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:33 am

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't....
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:46 am

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:55 pm

Orchids are pretty,
Nettles are not.
Orchids cost money.
Guess what YOU got?
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:15 pm

Love is lovely,
And so is loving.
But don't try to improve me,
So lets get f***ing.


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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby x-raider on Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:10 pm

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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby CBlake on Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:10 pm

Roses are Red
My balls are blue
It hurts like hell
Thanks to you
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby Gilligan on Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:11 pm

Roses are red,
violets are VIOLET,
I need a new poem instead
and nothing really rhymes with violet
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby Timminz on Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:16 pm

Roses are red
Foxes are clever
I like your bum
Let me touch it forever
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:12 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poems are hard,
f*ck it, let's drink.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby nagerous on Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:26 pm

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
There's No Date For Me
But Football on TV :D
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby / on Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:21 pm

Blood is so red,
Thy saint was a martyr.
Rather than charity,
Thy love is for barter.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:46 am

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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:27 am

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I am the bullet in the chamber. Just do it!!!


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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby skillfull on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:57 am

CBlake wrote:Roses are Red
My balls are blue
It hurts like hell
Thanks to you

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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby nagerous on Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:57 pm

Pedronicus wrote:Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on


That one was below the belt.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:02 pm

Pull the other one.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:40 pm

nagerous wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on


That one was below the belt.


I disagree. It wasn't a gold medal winner, but it was pretty good.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby tzor on Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:23 pm

A really bad joke I made at choir rehearsal.
(remember the best bad joke leads up to an expected result that is not the result you use)

I walk in with a cup of coffee in a cardboard cup.
"I like my ladies the way I like my coffee..."
(shows the coffee cup)
"With a clearly marked label that says 'Caution - these contents are hot!'"

It did get a chuckle out of the ladies. ;)
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:26 pm

One time at bandcamp............
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:53 pm

He probably shouldn't have been armed.

He's going to face the consequences.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:54 pm

You're going out on a limb there.
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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:34 pm

"The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."


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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby x-raider on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:24 am

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Re: Valentines Day 2013

Postby crispybits on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:29 am

I like that x-raider

I liked the overly attached girlfriend (TM) Valentine poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my Valentine
I'm waiting for you

Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Don't say no....
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