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Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:21 am

2dimes wrote:If I dream of Josey and the pussycats does it count?


Leave Jonesy out of this. It's AoG you want.

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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:01 am

If you dream of me and pussycats, be aware I will be sneezing. This may or may not make the dream better for you, but keep the bastard creatures away from me if you want me to be a pleasant jonesey.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby / on Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:59 am

Does the Dream Cheetah sprinkle Cheetos dust on people to make them sleep?
If so, mysteries about an acquaintance's personal hygiene habits have been answered.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:49 am

notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?


The f*ck is that?
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:52 am

WHO ALL IS COMING TO THE DREAM CHEETAH MEET UP TOMORROW? I AM BRINGING BRAUTS.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:09 am

I'm riding a custom chopper built by Saxi's cousin Frenchie.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:16 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?


The f*ck is that?


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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:30 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Leave Jonesy out of this. It's AoG you want.

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jonesthecurl wrote:If you dream of me and pussycats, be aware I will be sneezing. This may or may not make the dream better for you, but keep the bastard creatures away from me if you want me to be a pleasant jonesey.


Well, he's not the real McCoy then is he?
http://www.tv.com/shows/josie-and-the-pussycats/
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:02 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?


The f*ck is that?


Google is your friend.

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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:59 pm

This is your final reminder to visit the Dream Cheetah tonight. Who knows what magic and mayhem will happen? DON'T BE LEFT OUT.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:35 pm

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Maybe you should try pushing crystal pepsi or arch deluxes saxi, the cheetahs just don't seem to be moving.
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Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:42 pm

saxitoxin wrote:This is your final reminder to visit the Dream Cheetah tonight. Who knows what magic and mayhem will happen? DON'T BE LEFT OUT.


I'M PSYCHED!
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:48 pm

I'd drink crystal Pepsi if you lot didn't let it die.
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Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:57 pm

2dimes wrote:I'd drink crystal Pepsi if you lot didn't let it die.


See: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=186080&start=15#p4067356

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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:02 pm

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. How will we know if a cheetah in our dreams is indeed the Dream Cheetah and not just a regular 'ol cheetah?
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:03 pm

GreecePwns wrote:Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. How will we know if a cheetah in our dreams is indeed the Dream Cheetah and not just a regular 'ol cheetah?


He'll bring wisdom.

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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:13 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. How will we know if a cheetah in our dreams is indeed the Dream Cheetah and not just a regular 'ol cheetah?


He'll bring wisdom.

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Correct.

Plus, you will PM me which other CC regulars you encountered and I will make spreadsheet. If GreecePWNS doesn't see DoomYoshi, but DoomYoshi and RDSRDS both see each other, then we know GreecePWNS was beguiled and fooled by a regular Cheetah, or possibly a Dream Emu masquerading as a Dream Cheetah.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:26 pm

Here I go.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby nietzsche on Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:21 am

Me too, it better be good.

Somebody bring pizza. Pepperoni and extra cheese please.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby xeno on Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:27 am

saxitoxin wrote:Also, I highly recommend you bring Dream Pepper Spray in case Xeno shows up.

When did I become the forum punching bag?
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:29 am

xeno wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Also, I highly recommend you bring Dream Pepper Spray in case Xeno shows up.

When did I become the forum punching bag?


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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:06 am

For long hours we ran across the veldt together. She guided me telepathically, so my breathing fell in time with hers, her speed did not tire me, and I seemed effortlessly to understand the landscape through which we travelled, whilst my mind was elsewhere, busy with the great knowledge she imparted to me. At last we came to the lip of a hill, where the ground stretched down into arid desert before me. I knew I must press on through this featureless waste, even as she turned and bade me farewell.
I plunged on through the dry senseless land. Far off I saw a cloud of dust and headed toward it. A bus, jerking in crazy movements around the plain. It seemed jerry-built, powered by some strung together exoskeleton of crazy wiring, the power plant hidden beneath an enormous sombrero. I felt I had to board. It was driven by an enormously decrepit old man who seemed barely able to control the steering wheel. Every now and again he would shout “Tits ass Getränk! Wenn man lange genug in einen Abgrund blickst, wird der Abgrund blickst zurück in dich hinein,” or some such nonsense and reach down a beer from the large fridge beside him which was labelled “Esmerelda”. The progress of the bus seemed entirely random, till a youngish man with ethereal body, pointee beard and wicked grin came to point us back in the direction of the hills where I had said goodbye to Her. Soon the young man lost interest, engaging the passengers of the bus in random conversation, and the old man returned to driving in his crazed circles.
And there were many passengers in the bus, raising a hubbub, arguing over everything, including where we were going. Every now and again one would take aside a shifty looking guy with a briefcase. They would hand the shifty guy an exceedingly large wad of dollar bills, and by common consent, the shifty man pushed through the bodies to address the old driver. For a while the bus drove straight, usually away from our apparent objective, till the shifty guy looked at his watch and went back to counting his money.
The driver screamed and gesticulated. Not far off, a bear dressed in survivalist uniform mixed with tartan rags, rose from behind a rock and aimed a gun at us. Bang! The crowd dived for cover, the bus plunged into a crevasse…
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Dream cheated.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:52 am

My several dreams were all feline free.

At one point I ended up in high school but at least it seemed to be nearly grad.

One off topic person made a brief appearance but I doubt it was them visiting.
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Re: Dream Cheetah

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:01 pm

I believe the Dream Cheetah hath visited me. I saw foamy the squirrel (assumably Metsfanmax) and Oscar the grouch with sunglasses (the old 2Dimes). It was like a weird, warm, scary, yet scintillating experience. Oh great Dream Cheetah, what I have learned!

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:45 pm

Not sure "old" would be correct there. This is my first avatar on this site. Second I guess if you count the 'stache as making it a new or different one.
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