Dream Cheetah

[rdsrds2120]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. How will we know if a cheetah in our dreams is indeed the Dream Cheetah and not just a regular 'ol cheetah?

He'll bring wisdom.

BMO

[saxitoxin]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. How will we know if a cheetah in our dreams is indeed the Dream Cheetah and not just a regular 'ol cheetah?

He'll bring wisdom.

BMO

Correct.

Plus, you will PM me which other CC regulars you encountered and I will make spreadsheet. If GreecePWNS doesn't see DoomYoshi, but DoomYoshi and RDSRDS both see each other, then we know GreecePWNS was beguiled and fooled by a regular Cheetah, or possibly a Dream Emu masquerading as a Dream Cheetah.

[2dimes]

Here I go.

[nietzsche]

Me too, it better be good.

Somebody bring pizza. Pepperoni and extra cheese please.

[xeno]

Also, I highly recommend you bring Dream Pepper Spray in case Xeno shows up.

When did I become the forum punching bag?

[saxitoxin]

Also, I highly recommend you bring Dream Pepper Spray in case Xeno shows up.

When did I become the forum punching bag?

Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:28 pm

[laughingcavalier]

For long hours we ran across the veldt together. She guided me telepathically, so my breathing fell in time with hers, her speed did not tire me, and I seemed effortlessly to understand the landscape through which we travelled, whilst my mind was elsewhere, busy with the great knowledge she imparted to me. At last we came to the lip of a hill, where the ground stretched down into arid desert before me. I knew I must press on through this featureless waste, even as she turned and bade me farewell.
I plunged on through the dry senseless land. Far off I saw a cloud of dust and headed toward it. A bus, jerking in crazy movements around the plain. It seemed jerry-built, powered by some strung together exoskeleton of crazy wiring, the power plant hidden beneath an enormous sombrero. I felt I had to board. It was driven by an enormously decrepit old man who seemed barely able to control the steering wheel. Every now and again he would shout “Tits ass Getränk! Wenn man lange genug in einen Abgrund blickst, wird der Abgrund blickst zurück in dich hinein,” or some such nonsense and reach down a beer from the large fridge beside him which was labelled “Esmerelda”. The progress of the bus seemed entirely random, till a youngish man with ethereal body, pointee beard and wicked grin came to point us back in the direction of the hills where I had said goodbye to Her. Soon the young man lost interest, engaging the passengers of the bus in random conversation, and the old man returned to driving in his crazed circles.
And there were many passengers in the bus, raising a hubbub, arguing over everything, including where we were going. Every now and again one would take aside a shifty looking guy with a briefcase. They would hand the shifty guy an exceedingly large wad of dollar bills, and by common consent, the shifty man pushed through the bodies to address the old driver. For a while the bus drove straight, usually away from our apparent objective, till the shifty guy looked at his watch and went back to counting his money.
The driver screamed and gesticulated. Not far off, a bear dressed in survivalist uniform mixed with tartan rags, rose from behind a rock and aimed a gun at us. Bang! The crowd dived for cover, the bus plunged into a crevasse…

[2dimes]

My several dreams were all feline free.

At one point I ended up in high school but at least it seemed to be nearly grad.

One off topic person made a brief appearance but I doubt it was them visiting.

[rdsrds2120]

I believe the Dream Cheetah hath visited me. I saw foamy the squirrel (assumably Metsfanmax) and Oscar the grouch with sunglasses (the old 2Dimes). It was like a weird, warm, scary, yet scintillating experience. Oh great Dream Cheetah, what I have learned!

BMO

[2dimes]

Not sure "old" would be correct there. This is my first avatar on this site. Second I guess if you count the 'stache as making it a new or different one.

[notyou2]

Saxi, present the spread sheet.

[saxitoxin]

Saxi, present the spread sheet.

I have only, thus far, received two responses, slash and yours. Plus RDS and laughingcavalier who pissed in the well by posting it in public.

RRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDCCAAAAAAAVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!

I need a bigger sample set. DoomYoshi? Nietzsche? Xeno?

[GreecePwns]

No cheetah, but Esmerelda told me that she's mad you put the towels together with regular clothes in the wash.

The lint, man. Think of the lint.

[rdsrds2120]

Saxi, present the spread sheet.

I have only, thus far, received two responses, slash and yours. Plus RDS and laughingcavalier who pissed in the well by posting it in public.

RRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDCCAAAAAAAVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!

I need a bigger sample set. DoomYoshi? Nietzsche? Xeno?

Mine was a lie to prompt liars. You'll see in time, Saxi. IN TIME. Til then, dance. Dance, I say:



BMO

[saxitoxin]

RDSRDS2120: saw 2dimes, saw Metsfanmax
LaughingCavalier: saw Saxi, saw Esmerelda
GreecePWNS: saw (possibly impregnated, unclear) Esmerelda
Saxi: saw no one
Esmerelda: saw no one
notyou2: saw AoG, saw Serbia's Mom, saw Saxi, saw Esmerelda
Slash: saw Dancing Mustard
DoomYoshi: saw no one
2dimes: saw no one
nietzsche: still asleep

There is no overlap at all. I DECLARE THE EXPERIMENT A FAILURE.