Jews

[DoomYoshi]

http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-arts-and-culture/books/123971/a-world-without-jews?all=1#

This book now added to my need to read list.

Some arguments that obviously come out of it:
1) Since a literal interpretation of the Bible is Jewish, all creationists are Jews. Everytime a creationist says "Christ" it is now to be considered a hate crime. As a Christian, I am deeply insulted by these Jews who keep talking shit about my Saviour. From now, all creationists who claim to be Christian are now moral Crusade targets - killing them is sin-free.

2) Since the whole point of being a Westerner is to hate Jews, anyone who doesn't is not a Westerner. Therefore, Zionists are not Westerners and can only be considered allies of theocratic Muslims. As such, they are traitors to Civilization, and are all automatically given membership in Al Qaeda, so Obama can officially declare them enemy combatants and kill them with drones.

3) This point was obvious before I read this article actually. Jew is no longer defined as a race or religion. Rather, to err is Jewman. That means people who make errors are Jews, by definition. Since our legal systems are based on punishing those who make errors, our entire legal system is based on persecuting Jews, and based on the Nuremberg trials, is immoral and illegal. All governments who imprison people should no longer be recognized as legal by the UN.

[notyou2]

Oi vey!!!!

[BigBallinStalin]

[Funkyterrance]

Some arguments that obviously come out of it:
1) Since a literal interpretation of the Bible is Jewish, all creationists are Jews. Everytime a creationist says "Christ" it is now to be considered a hate crime. As a Christian, I am deeply insulted by these Jews who keep talking shit about my Saviour. From now, all creationists who claim to be Christian are now moral Crusade targets - killing them is sin-free.

That's sooome logic, Doomyoshi...

[jsnyder748]

very interesting. I would have a hard time getting through that book though.

[DoomYoshi]

Some arguments that obviously come out of it:
1) Since a literal interpretation of the Bible is Jewish, all creationists are Jews. Everytime a creationist says "Christ" it is now to be considered a hate crime. As a Christian, I am deeply insulted by these Jews who keep talking shit about my Saviour. From now, all creationists who claim to be Christian are now moral Crusade targets - killing them is sin-free.

That's sooome logic, Doomyoshi...

As a fun game, count all the logical fallacies in my 3 arguments.

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

[Just_essence]

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

They aren't a hate group, technically. It's just that every member of the group you've met doesn't tolerate discussion on the matter. I am sure there are actually decent creationists, shocking as it might sound.

[notyou2]

If we all promoted lies and fallacies to the extent creationists do, the world would be in even bigger trouble.

[premio53]

Some arguments that obviously come out of it:
1) Since a literal interpretation of the Bible is Jewish, all creationists are Jews. Everytime a creationist says "Christ" it is now to be considered a hate crime. As a Christian, I am deeply insulted by these Jews who keep talking shit about my Saviour. From now, all creationists who claim to be Christian are now moral Crusade targets - killing them is sin-free.

That's sooome logic, Doomyoshi...

As a fun game, count all the logical fallacies in my 3 arguments.

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

There are many creationists who weren't Christians. Just like Richard Dawkins who implies that anyone who disagrees with his view of evolution is "evil," you have shown what kind of person you are. It's funny watching liberals like Bill Maher ridiculing Christianity and anyone with a conserative background in the vilest manner while not saying a peep about Muhammed. I'm still waiting for that "brave" individual who showed his artistic talent by displaying an upside down crucifix of Christ in a bottle of urine do the same with Muhammed. They are all hypocrites who know if they did such things they would be walking dead men.

Your childish and vile remarks concerning anyone who believes there was more than just a giant explosion when it comes to the universe we see around us has nothing to do with with your definition of "hate."

Albert Einstein certainly wasn't a Christian or a hater but saw intelligent design throughout the universe.

Max Planck who did not believe in a personal God stated the following, "All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind." [The Nature of Matter], speech at Florence, Italy (1944)

It's very simple why atheists ridicule and disdain anyone who disagrees with their views because without a Creator there are no moral absolutes and therefore no responsibility to anyone but themselves.

[swimmerdude99]

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

They aren't a hate group, technically. It's just that every member of the group you've met doesn't tolerate discussion on the matter. I am sure there are actually decent creationists, shocking as it might sound.

This is so offensive its not even funny. Why do you guys hate anyone who is a creationist?

[Symmetry]

Some arguments that obviously come out of it:
1) Since a literal interpretation of the Bible is Jewish, all creationists are Jews. Everytime a creationist says "Christ" it is now to be considered a hate crime. As a Christian, I am deeply insulted by these Jews who keep talking shit about my Saviour. From now, all creationists who claim to be Christian are now moral Crusade targets - killing them is sin-free.

That's sooome logic, Doomyoshi...

As a fun game, count all the logical fallacies in my 3 arguments.

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

There are many creationists who weren't Christians. Just like Richard Dawkins who implies that anyone who disagrees with his view of evolution is "evil," you have shown what kind of person you are. It's funny watching liberals like Bill Maher ridiculing Christianity and anyone with a conserative background in the vilest manner while not saying a peep about Muhammed. I'm still waiting for that "brave" individual who showed his artistic talent by displaying an upside down crucifix of Christ in a bottle of urine do the same with Muhammed. They are all hypocrites who know if they did such things they would be walking dead men.

Your childish and vile remarks concerning anyone who believes there was more than just a giant explosion when it comes to the universe we see around us has nothing to do with with your definition of "hate."

Albert Einstein certainly wasn't a Christian or a hater but saw intelligent design throughout the universe.

Max Planck who did not believe in a personal God stated the following, "All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind." [The Nature of Matter], speech at Florence, Italy (1944)

It's very simple why atheists ridicule and disdain anyone who disagrees with their views because without a Creator there are no moral absolutes and therefore no responsibility to anyone but themselves.

Must be nice to consider yourself as a victim.

[premio53]

Symmetry, pointing out hypocrites like yourself isn't being a victim.

[DoomYoshi]

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

They aren't a hate group, technically. It's just that every member of the group you've met doesn't tolerate discussion on the matter. I am sure there are actually decent creationists, shocking as it might sound.

This is so offensive its not even funny. Why do you guys hate anyone who is a creationist?

Creationism is not historically based. Creationism, as we now know it, only started in the late 18th, early 19th century. While there is a 2000 year history of recognizing the bible, there is only a 200 year old history of considering it either inerrant or infaillable. Why should a bunch of modern people know what is meant by the bible than the people who lived during the time and wrote of it? In almost 3000 years of talmudics, there are no Jewish mentions of creationism, of the Genesis story being a literal interpretation. In the early Christian dialogue, the main question was whether the bible itself was to be taken allegorically or metaphorically. Metaphorically meaning the people in the OT did exist, but they are written as metaphors for what happened. Allegory meaning there were no such people that actually existed, they were merely allegories for how we should live our lives.

I should note that the Catholic Church, and the various popes alive since Darwin, have never declared evolution to be false. It is strictly a protestant thing. Protestantism is another weird thing. They take as a central tenet the Bible. But the bible, as it is canonized now, exists only to prove that the Catholic Church is the real church. In the early days of Christianity, there were hundreds of sects, all with different Bibles, and different writings. The Catholics declared that only those who used their version of the bible were real Christians, and that only Catholics used their version of the Bible. So, for any non-Catholic religion to be Bible-centric really makes no sense at all. I'm not saying that I agree with the Catholics. I think you can be a True Christian and not be Catholic; but to take the Bible as the main source of your inspiration? Once again, by not studying history, the charlatans have made some mistakes.

Swimmer, I am glad you asked this question, I have explained it a few times, but I don't mind doing it again, as I think it is more important to look at the history of whence our ideas originated than it is to listen to the preacher. That is only why I hate Creationism on religous grounds. On scientific grounds, as a biologist, I hate on those grounds as well, and believe me: there isn't a single good creationist argument. If you want greater detail, I would be willing to pm you in these matters.

@premio: I am not an atheist. I despise you and your revolting cock comrades for slandering the good name of my messiah. You are not a Christian, you are merely a charlatan, now get out of my thread. Just because Planck sees a God as creating the Universe (something that I didn't deny), why can't he also have created evolution? Neither Einstein nor Planck disbelieved evolution, so stop misappropriating sources.

[premio53]

Seriously though, creationists aren't Christians. They are the lowest form of life and are a hate group. This article has nothing to do with it though.

They aren't a hate group, technically. It's just that every member of the group you've met doesn't tolerate discussion on the matter. I am sure there are actually decent creationists, shocking as it might sound.

This is so offensive its not even funny. Why do you guys hate anyone who is a creationist?

Creationism is not historically based. Creationism, as we now know it, only started in the late 18th, early 19th century. While there is a 2000 year history of recognizing the bible, there is only a 200 year old history of considering it either inerrant or infaillable. Why should a bunch of modern people know what is meant by the bible than the people who lived during the time and wrote of it? In almost 3000 years of talmudics, there are no Jewish mentions of creationism, of the Genesis story being a literal interpretation. In the early Christian dialogue, the main question was whether the bible itself was to be taken allegorically or metaphorically. Metaphorically meaning the people in the OT did exist, but they are written as metaphors for what happened. Allegory meaning there were no such people that actually existed, they were merely allegories for how we should live our lives.

I should note that the Catholic Church, and the various popes alive since Darwin, have never declared evolution to be false. It is strictly a protestant thing. Protestantism is another weird thing. They take as a central tenet the Bible. But the bible, as it is canonized now, exists only to prove that the Catholic Church is the real church. In the early days of Christianity, there were hundreds of sects, all with different Bibles, and different writings. The Catholics declared that only those who used their version of the bible were real Christians, and that only Catholics used their version of the Bible. So, for any non-Catholic religion to be Bible-centric really makes no sense at all. I'm not saying that I agree with the Catholics. I think you can be a True Christian and not be Catholic; but to take the Bible as the main source of your inspiration? Once again, by not studying history, the charlatans have made some mistakes.

Swimmer, I am glad you asked this question, I have explained it a few times, but I don't mind doing it again, as I think it is more important to look at the history of whence our ideas originated than it is to listen to the preacher. That is only why I hate Creationism on religous grounds. On scientific grounds, as a biologist, I hate on those grounds as well, and believe me: there isn't a single good creationist argument. If you want greater detail, I would be willing to pm you in these matters.

@premio: I am not an atheist. I despise you and your revolting cock comrades for slandering the good name of my messiah. You are not a Christian, you are merely a charlatan, now get out of my thread. Just because Planck sees a God as creating the Universe (something that I didn't deny), why can't he also have created evolution? Neither Einstein nor Planck disbelieved evolution, so stop misappropriating sources.

The reason there is no compromise is because evolutionism and creationism are diametrically opposed. Many biologists believe evolution is nothing but junk science and if you don't wish for anyone to oppose your ideas quit starting threads and then spewing your vile hatred towards those who would dare disagree. In other words deal with it.

[DoomYoshi]

define "many". Also, how "many" of these "many" biologists are being honest? None. It is a fact that creationists, after swearing on the Bible, and being under oath either lie or retract their statements.