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Postby wicked on Tue May 08, 2007 11:57 am

Jiffy Lube caught scamming customers on tape....


http://mfile.akamai.com/12924/wmv/vod.i ... 3.200k.asx



(special thanks to bedubbadub for this)
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Postby vtmarik on Tue May 08, 2007 12:01 pm

One of my uncle's friends is suing Jiffy Lube because when they gave her car an oil change they didn't put the plug back into the car, so all the oil spilled out and she was stranded on the side of the highway when her engine seized.

Jiffy Lube sucks so hard.
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Re: Do not use Jiffy Lube

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue May 08, 2007 12:02 pm

wicked wrote:Jiffy Lube caught scamming customers on tape....


http://mfile.akamai.com/12924/wmv/vod.i ... 3.200k.asx



(special thanks to bedubbadub for this)
ya im pretty sure everyone knew that already :?
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Postby wicked on Tue May 08, 2007 12:05 pm

vtmarik wrote:One of my uncle's friends is suing Jiffy Lube because when they gave her car an oil change they didn't put the plug back into the car, so all the oil spilled out and she was stranded on the side of the highway when her engine seized.

Jiffy Lube sucks so hard.


wow, that happened to a friend of mine as well. She got a whole new engine out of it.. didn't have to sue at all though.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue May 08, 2007 12:06 pm

Sounds like it's better to go to Wal-Mart from those two examples... hahahaha
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Postby vtmarik on Tue May 08, 2007 12:07 pm

wicked wrote:wow, that happened to a friend of mine as well. She got a whole new engine out of it.. didn't have to sue at all though.

They pulled the classic "If you can prove that we did the oil change..." maneuver.
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Postby Aegnor on Tue May 08, 2007 12:07 pm

Good god, what hideous scammers! 5 out of 9 stations ripped them off. I wonder how many customers paid for nothing.
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Postby Guilty_Biscuit on Tue May 08, 2007 12:13 pm

I had a different idea about what 'jiffy-lube' would be...

Anyway - seems to me like just another day at the garage where I work!
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Postby Aegnor on Tue May 08, 2007 12:57 pm

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:I had a different idea about what 'jiffy-lube' would be...


I guess I'm not the only sick bastard around here. I didn't have the courage to say it though lol.
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Postby freezie on Tue May 08, 2007 1:05 pm

I strongly beleive it's not only at that place...but in most places all over the world.
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Postby Iz Man on Tue May 08, 2007 1:27 pm

vtmarik wrote:One of my uncle's friends is suing Jiffy Lube because when they gave her car an oil change they didn't put the plug back into the car, so all the oil spilled out and she was stranded on the side of the highway when her engine seized.


Funny you mention that. Last week my employer sent me to an advanced driving dynamics course. (very cool, slalom, ABS braking thru turns, skid pad, etc.)

One of the instructors was head of the design & development team for BF Goodrich. He said that Jiffy Lube now sucks the oil from the top of the motor now specifically because of that reason. It's happened A LOT.

Jiffy Lube sheared of one of the lugs on my wheels when they did the tire rotation. Never told me. Just put the hub cap back on to cover it up so I never saw it. Wasn't until I brought it to the dealer for a brake job that I found out about it.
Won't go to Jiffy Lube again....
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Postby willis on Tue May 08, 2007 1:32 pm

Liffy Jube blows
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Postby hecter on Tue May 08, 2007 2:29 pm

Ya… We have a giant Jiffy Lube bus in our town :lol:
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Postby mr. incrediball on Tue May 08, 2007 3:07 pm

freezie wrote:I strongly beleive it's not only at that place...but in most places all over the world.


actually, i've never heard of jiffy lube
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Postby Fircoal on Tue May 08, 2007 6:34 pm

hecter wrote:Ya… We have a giant Jiffy Lube bus in our town :lol:


Did it crash yet?

Man that does suck.
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Postby Stopper on Tue May 08, 2007 7:02 pm

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:I had a different idea about what 'jiffy-lube' would be...


Me too. I wondered if Spuzzell would make one of his occasional appearances.
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Postby OntJets09 on Tue May 08, 2007 7:15 pm

Just because they got caught proves nothing, this happens every day...Its the problem with hiring so many lower class, or under educated workers. not that im attacking them I more than respect any working man/women. However there are less honest people in there bunch than the middle+ class citizen.
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Postby lduke1990 on Wed May 09, 2007 12:10 am

actually poor people are less likely to rip you off because they know the value of a dollar
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed May 09, 2007 12:31 am

lduke1990 wrote:actually poor people are less likely to rip you off because they know the value of a dollar
lay off the crack
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Postby Spuzzell on Wed May 09, 2007 7:08 pm

Stopper wrote:
Guilty_Biscuit wrote:I had a different idea about what 'jiffy-lube' would be...


Me too. I wondered if Spuzzell would make one of his occasional appearances.


Ha. I'd be offended, but this is, in fact, the first thread I've opened in almost a month.

Damn.

In a related news item, when moving house don't ask Eclipse Broadband to provide you with a nice shiny connection, because despite frequent promises they wont until you really really beg.

Much like a Jewish girlfriend. Which brings us neatly back to jiffy-lube, and the happy fact that they screw their customers. This is a great world.
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Postby Spuzzell on Wed May 09, 2007 7:30 pm

lduke1990 wrote:actually poor people are less likely to rip you off because they know the value of a dollar


Bahahahaa!

1: No-one ever had their house burgled by Bill Gates.

2: A dollar is worth less than a pineapple in my local Tescos.

3: I love that a dollar is worth less than a pineapple. I could buy two pineapples for a pound, and an American would be forced to stand there, worthless dollar in hand, pineappleless tears running down his fat little face while he watched me and my superior currency walk off with the fruit.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 09, 2007 9:30 pm

How much for a tube of KY?
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Postby lduke1990 on Wed May 09, 2007 10:11 pm

I am Canadian, you never hear tales of a CANADIAN bum burgling people
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Postby She Wolf on Wed May 09, 2007 10:21 pm

most of the jiffy lubes have closed in connecticut. they are being replaced by some other blah blah lube place...

could it be the same place with a different name?
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