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Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:48 pm

Only 1 kid gets showered with presents while the rest have to suffer through the said kid opening present after present in front of them? The inhumanity!
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:48 pm

Trying to get your thread killer score up?
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:50 pm

Not high enough yet?

Also trying break 20,000 posts. Not sure if I'm there yet.

Back on topic; The inhumanity!
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby tzor on Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:13 pm

That's not a "flaw" although trying to get the kid to play "pin the tail on the donkey" is definitely a flaw. It's very traumatic; it make me a life long Republican. :P

And who in their right mind thought that sending the kids to a filthy rat was the best way to celebrate a birthday? Chuck E. Cheese? Give me a break!

Anyway, I'll go with the odds here ... A very merry Unbirthday to you!
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:17 pm

tzor wrote:A very merry Unbirthday to you!


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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:24 pm

One of the best things I ever watched was some wanna be gangsta getting a police escort out of Chuck E. Cheese after being the third such parent threatening the staff because. "I paid for this party, Yo. I don't care if the contract says only half an hour. I didn't read that shit. You don't know who you're deallin' with, I'll f..."

Simply spectacular.
Memories like that can't be bought for a child. They can forever charish it and regale people with the story. On my X birthday at Chuck E. Cheese my dad nearly got arrested.
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby notyou2 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:40 pm

Fundamental Flaw #2. Wax and/or spit and/or phlegm on the cake from some snotty nosed toothless 6 year old blowing out the candles.
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby stahrgazer on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:59 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Only 1 kid gets showered with presents while the rest have to suffer through the said kid opening present after present in front of them? The inhumanity!


Especially since the ice cream's melting while the unwrapping is happening.
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:01 am

And pinatas... how many injuries do we have to see before we say "no" to pinatas?
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:02 am

jonesthecurl wrote:And pinatas... how many injuries do we have to see before we say "no" to pinatas?


Especially the injuries to the pinatas!
All those poor donkeys. And Pokemons...
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:35 am

LOL.. nowadays pinatas come with ribbons that kids can pull, instead of the old "hit it until it bursts".
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby notyou2 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:06 pm

The Royal Canadian Dental Association banned Pinatas in Canada in 1981.
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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby Timminz on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:56 pm

Disappointed in the lack of Nick Cave in this thread.

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Re: Fundamental Flaws with the Birthday Party

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:06 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:LOL.. nowadays pinatas come with ribbons that kids can pull, instead of the old "hit it until it bursts".

Never seen those. Granted I haven't seen a pinata used (personally) since about the 7th grade.
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