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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby nietzsche on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:51 pm

Mormonism hands down! Many wives
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby notyou2 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:17 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
chang50 wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Buddhism


Or another Eastern religion like Taoism or Confucianism that is far removed from the intolerant Abrahamic faiths.


Yep. Buddhism is my favorite of those mostly because of the great respect for non-human animals.


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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:56 pm

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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby Gillipig on Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:42 pm

patches70 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Norse Paganism.....and a promise that if I die in battle I'll get to go to Valhall, where you basically party in all eternity. The mead flows and the meat is bloody. Now that's a mans paradise, unlike the christian paradise where you lay bored on clouds and have to listen to your relatives gossip in eternity. Sounds more like a hell than a haven.


That may be true, but what happens if you don't die in battle?

Also,

What are the chances of you personally dying in battle?

Hell, Valhalla sounds fun and all but I don't see myself getting the opportunity (thankfully) of dying in battle. If that's the only way to get to Valhalla, I'd be screwed.

Then you rot in the ground! I'd suggest you buy some armor and go raid a church, if you're lucky you'll have yourself a battle. If you die you'll go to Valhalla, if you live, you will have successfully raided a church, not bad either way.
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby notyou2 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:Mormonism hands down! Many wives


Double or more of the nagging, whining and pestering? You sure about that?
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby notyou2 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:54 pm

Question. Is Dudeism a recognized religion for purposes of this poll?
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:55 pm

notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Mormonism hands down! Many wives


Double or more of the nagging, whining and pestering? You sure about that?


Getting married is awesome. Being married? Much more work.
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby nietzsche on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:50 pm

Thanks for ruining marriage for me.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:25 pm

nietzsche wrote:Thanks for ruining marriage for me.

When did we get married?
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby Gillipig on Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:58 am

notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Mormonism hands down! Many wives


Double or more of the nagging, whining and pestering? You sure about that?

There are some upsides as well. If one of your wifes is angry with you, you don't need to worry about sex refusal. And threesomes are easy to arrange. You better have a high income though, can't be cheap having multiple wifes.
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby gregwolf121 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:23 pm

its the fundemental lds church that practices polygomy, the true lds church or mormons do not practice polygamy at this time
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby Gillipig on Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:50 pm

Do you think it's a coincidence that the words "mormon" and "moron" are so similar? I think not. There must be a connection!! Oops, I guess I'm one of those 2/3:ds that believe in conspiracy theories now.
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:24 pm

Gillipig wrote:Do you think it's a coincidence that the words "mormon" and "moron" are so similar? I think not. There must be a connection!! Oops, I guess I'm one of those 2/3:ds that believe in conspiracy theories now.


Is it a coincidence that the words "Pope" and "poop" are so similar?

How about "McDonalds" and "revolting pile of garbage that only losers not deemed good enough for cannon fodder enjoy"?\

I like this game.
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby notyou2 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:26 pm

Peons and pee-ons.
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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby Lootifer on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:34 pm

How has Pastafarianism not been mentioned yet?

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Re: If you had to convert to a different religious faith....

Postby Gillipig on Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:12 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Do you think it's a coincidence that the words "mormon" and "moron" are so similar? I think not. There must be a connection!! Oops, I guess I'm one of those 2/3:ds that believe in conspiracy theories now.


Is it a coincidence that the words "Pope" and "poop" are so similar?

How about "McDonalds" and "revolting pile of garbage that only losers not deemed good enough for cannon fodder enjoy"?\

I like this game.

But the game does not like you.
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