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Re: Re:

Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:37 pm

perchorin wrote:
2dimes wrote:What did the sign say?

it was along the lines of "If you must masturbate, please do so only in your room. Also watch your step"

Serbia wrote:If he's AoG's dad, then he must be ugly.

perchorin isn't ugly, ergo, he's not AoG's dad.

Bollocks.

Aww shucks Serbs, you really know how to make a guy blush.


I'm good at that.

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:39 pm

Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:What did the sign say?


Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.
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Postby perchorin on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:44 pm

2dimes wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:What did the sign say?


Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?
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Re: Re:

Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:46 pm

perchorin wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:What did the sign say?


Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?
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"Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

Bollocks.
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Re: Re:

Postby perchorin on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:51 pm

Serbia wrote:
perchorin wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:What did the sign say?


Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?
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"Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

Bollocks.

Try this one then:
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:53 pm

Yup. There was a better one claiming the semen collected by plumbers would be DNA identified.
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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:54 pm

LET'S GO BLUE!
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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby perchorin on Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:57 pm

Serbia wrote:LET'S GO BLUE!


:lol: =D>
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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:00 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Every morning he would take a LUXURIOUS bath using a variety of French-milled soaps and rare luffa sponges.

I know because I happened to live just a few miles away from him and one time, for a few months, he accidentally left the curtain to the bathroom window open and I accidentally tripped and fell 120 consecutive times into the eyepiece of a high-powered telescope I had next to my own window and happened to be aimed that direction and then, while trying to stand up, I accidentally grabbed a Canon video camera for support and my hand hit the record switch and then I accidentally uploaded the footage to AmateurSax.com.*


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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:21 am

Oh man I wish they had done this to a few people when I was in middle school/high school. There was one girl who must've had some serious infection going on in her vagina all the way through grades 7-12. It was rank, you could smell her from like, 15 feet away. Eighth grade was the worst because I was assigned to sit right next to her in science class.

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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:56 pm

Serbia's mom is my dad you idiots
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Re: Re:

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:44 pm

perchorin wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:What did the sign say?


Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?
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I don't remember anyone asking me to "please masturbate". might have made some times in my life a lot easier.
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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:13 am

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I never thought I'd make a google search of "durham university masturbation".
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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby Neoteny on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:46 am

Serbia wrote:LET'S GO BLUE!


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Re: Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul o

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:01 pm

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Why not just ask everyone to add a tube of this to their bottle of conditioner? Problem solved and everyone's happy.

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