Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul odor

[Serbia]

What did the sign say?

it was along the lines of "If you must masturbate, please do so only in your room. Also watch your step"

If he's AoG's dad, then he must be ugly.

perchorin isn't ugly, ergo, he's not AoG's dad.

Bollocks.

Aww shucks Serbs, you really know how to make a guy blush.

I'm good at that.

How YOU doin'?

[2dimes]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

[perchorin]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

[Serbia]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

"Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

Bollocks.

[perchorin]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

"Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

Bollocks.

Try this one then:

[2dimes]

Yup. There was a better one claiming the semen collected by plumbers would be DNA identified.

[Serbia]

LET'S GO BLUE!

[perchorin]

LET'S GO BLUE!

[Funkyterrance]

Every morning he would take a LUXURIOUS bath using a variety of French-milled soaps and rare luffa sponges.

I know because I happened to live just a few miles away from him and one time, for a few months, he accidentally left the curtain to the bathroom window open and I accidentally tripped and fell 120 consecutive times into the eyepiece of a high-powered telescope I had next to my own window and happened to be aimed that direction and then, while trying to stand up, I accidentally grabbed a Canon video camera for support and my hand hit the record switch and then I accidentally uploaded the footage to AmateurSax.com.*


* a website for aspiring jazz musicians

^The sort of thing I missed during my haitus from OT.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Oh man I wish they had done this to a few people when I was in middle school/high school. There was one girl who must've had some serious infection going on in her vagina all the way through grades 7-12. It was rank, you could smell her from like, 15 feet away. Eighth grade was the worst because I was assigned to sit right next to her in science class.

-TG

[Army of GOD]

Serbia's mom is my dad you idiots

[jonesthecurl]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

I don't remember anyone asking me to "please masturbate". might have made some times in my life a lot easier.

[ManBungalow]

I never thought I'd make a google search of "durham university masturbation".

[Neoteny]

LET'S GO BLUE!

Autoerotic asphyxiation is tolerated at UM.

[Funkyterrance]

Why not just ask everyone to add a tube of this to their bottle of conditioner? Problem solved and everyone's happy.

[jonesthecurl]

Especially, don't do this in the shower where there are escaped crocodiles in the sewerage system. We don't want a whole generation of "Killer Croc" villains.

[PLAYER57832]

Just wash the poor kid. Obviously mom's not taking the hint.

The article said there was a medical reason. Without knowing the details, its hard to say, but I can think of several medical conditions that would make a child smell horribly, despite being clean.

At any rate, I am not sure school would be a friendly place for her, so maybe an alternative plan is warranted.

EDIT-- I misread the article. apparently it is NOT a medical problem.

[2dimes]

The article said there was a medical reason. Without knowing the details, its hard to say, but I can think of several medical conditions that would make a child smell horribly, despite being clean.

O'rilly?

"She's been to the doctor and it's not a medical problem. They send her home at least once a month. You go to school to learn, not to be sent home," Hensley told the station.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/03/te ... z2Pcfj6gRH

You should get on the phone to that Doctor STAT!!

[Dukasaur]

I don't know if it's just lack of sleep, but I'm finding this the funniest thread in history.

From exquisite hygiene to pipes that are incapable of supporting semen, it's just a roar!

[PLAYER57832]

The article said there was a medical reason. Without knowing the details, its hard to say, but I can think of several medical conditions that would make a child smell horribly, despite being clean.

O'rilly?

Yes, really Kidney issues, gastrointestinal issues, etc, etc......
and not all are easily fixed.

[2dimes]

So? If you take out the information I did not post it?

[PLAYER57832]

So? If you take out the information I did not post it?

No, apparently I misread the story. I was puzzled why you were posting the same article again, when it just confirmed what I had said.. but I erred.

The quote was "she has been to a doctor and it is not a medical problem." -- I misread it.

[2dimes]

Yes, that.

Poor kid doesn't know how to use a toilet, paper, shower and a washing machine. Some one needs to teach her these things. At least she's only in grade 2.

At any rate, I am not sure school would be a friendly place for her, so maybe an alternative plan is warranted.

This might be accurate because the school sounds bad. If some people qualified to be operating a school were involved they could be "friendly" and teach her how to wipe up after the toilet, bath and change her clothes to some they clean for her. I suspect there may be some poverty involved, either contributing or possibly causing Mom to fail at parenting.

It's Tennessee so there may not be many options. It's a place where the fire departments let your house burn down because you didn't pay your "Fire Department bill."

[PLAYER57832]

Yes, that.

Poor kid doesn't know how to use a toilet, paper, shower and a washing machine. Some one needs to teach her these things. At least she's only in grade 2.

At any rate, I am not sure school would be a friendly place for her, so maybe an alternative plan is warranted.

This might be accurate because the school sounds bad. If some people qualified to be operating a school were involved they could be "friendly" and teach her how to wipe up after the toilet, bath and change her clothes to some they clean for her. I suspect there may be some poverty involved, either contributing or possibly causing Mom to fail at parenting.

It's Tennessee so there may not be many options. It's a place where the fire departments let your house burn down because you didn't pay your "Fire Department bill."

I made that statement based on the misunderstanding that this was a medical issue, not correctable. Asking second graders to show enough maturity to not tease a girl who stinks, even if she cannot help it, is a bit much perhaps. Expecting her to have the maturity to deal with it might also be a bit much.

At any rate, that point is moot because this girl really does just need to take a bath.

[notyou2]

I never thought I'd make a google search of "durham university masturbation".

When 911 took place and they grounded all flights, I went to the airport here where there were hundreds of people from all over the world that had to land immediately. I took strangers to my summer home and gave them the run of the place. One of them was a music professor from I believe University of Durham. I am pretty sure he masturbated in my shower because I had to get the drain pipe cleaned out right after they left.