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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby Lootifer on Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:01 pm

I believe ther official term is "gone to seed" greekster.

And lol John.
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:11 pm

Blame the food producers. It is all their fault for putting all kinds of crap in our food at the insistence of their alien overlords. Our grocers are fattening us up for the alien dinner plates.

Pretty sure they are eating all the Americans first.
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:57 pm

notyou2 wrote:Blame the food producers. It is all their fault for putting all kinds of crap in our food at the insistence of their alien overlords. Our grocers are fattening us up for the alien dinner plates.

Pretty sure they are eating all the Americans first.


They're gonna hit those Islanders first. Got 50% levels of obesity over there.
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby Lootifer on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:09 pm

f*ck yeah! Go 'Merica! Go Mehico! Go Kiwis!

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/ ... ld-is-fat/

Trifecta of CHUBS!

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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:59 pm



With the exception of Mexico, I notice the 5 most obese nations in the world are the Five Eyes.

Are there genetic characteristics specific to English people or perhaps it has to do with English food? Perhaps it is the centrality of food in the English language (i.e. "Are you hungry for this victory?")
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:34 am

'Cause we're all a bunch of rich lazy fuckwits.

edit: lol my BMI is 23. My target BMI is 25-26. Aiming for pre-obese yeaaaahhhh.
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby AAFitz on Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:59 am

After reading the article one could similarly deduce that Southerners didnt care enough about their obesity to even lie about it?

In RL a person has to do something physical or sacrifice something to lose weight, which takes effort, and quite a bit of effort for some.
In this case however, all the person had to do to drop ten pounds instantly was lie about it, and they were too damn lazy and too comfortable in their mass, to even put the effort into that. Its even worse than we previously thought, IMHO.
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:06 pm

AAFitz wrote:After reading the article one could similarly deduce that Southerners didnt care enough about their obesity to even lie about it?

In RL a person has to do something physical or sacrifice something to lose weight, which takes effort, and quite a bit of effort for some.
In this case however, all the person had to do to drop ten pounds instantly was lie about it, and they were too damn lazy and too comfortable in their mass, to even put the effort into that. Its even worse than we previously thought, IMHO.

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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:18 pm

Lootifer wrote:'lol my BMI is 23


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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:40 pm

Didnt hear your chubby chasing ass complain last weekend.
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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:16 pm

AAFitz wrote:After reading the article one could similarly deduce that Southerners didnt care enough about their obesity to even lie about it?

In RL a person has to do something physical or sacrifice something to lose weight, which takes effort, and quite a bit of effort for some.
In this case however, all the person had to do to drop ten pounds instantly was lie about it, and they were too damn lazy and too comfortable in their mass, to even put the effort into that. Its even worse than we previously thought, IMHO.


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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:35 am

Lootifer wrote:
AAFitz wrote:After reading the article one could similarly deduce that Southerners didnt care enough about their obesity to even lie about it?

In RL a person has to do something physical or sacrifice something to lose weight, which takes effort, and quite a bit of effort for some.
In this case however, all the person had to do to drop ten pounds instantly was lie about it, and they were too damn lazy and too comfortable in their mass, to even put the effort into that. Its even worse than we previously thought, IMHO.

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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:36 am

john9blue wrote:
AAFitz wrote:After reading the article one could similarly deduce that Southerners didnt care enough about their obesity to even lie about it?

In RL a person has to do something physical or sacrifice something to lose weight, which takes effort, and quite a bit of effort for some.
In this case however, all the person had to do to drop ten pounds instantly was lie about it, and they were too damn lazy and too comfortable in their mass, to even put the effort into that. Its even worse than we previously thought, IMHO.


this post is what happens when someone tries desperately to conform new, contradictory data into their pre-existing, ignorant worldview without abandoning any of their beliefs.


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Re: Everyone but Southerners are a bunch of fat liars

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:05 am

Eat the rich.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:07 am

Only one thing that they're good for.
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