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Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:48 pm

2dimes wrote:No man. You're making it worse. It just dries then when the plant blasts it's pollen into the air it takes your semen along.


Damn man, well that wont work. I guess we'll just stick to genocide of the plants.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:03 pm

At least we tried. Through political compromise, we have found genocide to be the best solution.
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Plank rights

Postby Maugena on Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:42 am

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Re: Plank rights

Postby notyou2 on Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:46 am

Maugena wrote:Image
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!


Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!
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Re: Plank rights

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 am

notyou2 wrote:
Maugena wrote:Image
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!


Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!


Even worse, a tree necrophiliac.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:38 pm

I, for one, think plants have retained evolutionary success over the planet for long enough. If you support plant rights you support the status quo. Time for change!

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Re: Plank rights

Postby Maugena on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:33 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Maugena wrote:<img>
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!


Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!


Even worse, a tree necrophiliac.

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:20 am

I grabbed some purell for weeding later to get the newguy jizz off our hands.
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Postby new guy1 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:32 pm

2dimes wrote:I grabbed some purell for weeding later to get the newguy jizz off our hands.


Thank you, I sprayed the plants off with my hose. Unfortunately, I was unable to get all of it off and after giving them water they were able to grow more. Note to self, do not give the plants any more water. This should shave loads of money off my water bill :D
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Re: Plant rights

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:26 pm

The seeds of the plant rebellion have been sown.

Among other things, apparently.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:18 pm

new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.


I agree. We should start the confrontations immediately. Lets skip past the peaceful demonstration since we dont want wimps with signs when we can have people willing to do something about this problem. I will start by tearing my neighbor's crops out by the roots, eating what I can, and blending the rest. Its full on human to plant warfare soldiers!



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Re: Plant rights

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:22 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.


I agree. We should start the confrontations immediately. Lets skip past the peaceful demonstration since we dont want wimps with signs when we can have people willing to do something about this problem. I will start by tearing my neighbor's crops out by the roots, eating what I can, and blending the rest. Its full on human to plant warfare soldiers!



But the signs are made out of paper.
And paper is made out of...?


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Re: Plant rights

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:45 pm

Damn, you caught on.Cobra Pulp Warriors, eliminate him NOW!

Er, remind me how you do that "Hide except for your minions" thing again?
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