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Plant rights

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:31 pm

Everywhere I turn nowadays there seems to be someone talking about human rights this, animal rights that.

Frankly I'm sick and tired of this blatant sentiocentrism.

Plants are people too.

What should we, as a society, do to the stop the current genocide being undertaken against our leafy brethren?
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Re: Plant rights

Postby Lootifer on Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:34 pm

The lettuce i tried to grow im my garden died a horrible death.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:38 pm

Lootifer wrote:The lettuce i tried to grow im my garden died a horrible death.


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Re: Plant rights

Postby Bones2484 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:40 pm

As long as we don't let cabbage start marrying lettuce. That's just disgusting and against my personal beliefs.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:59 pm

Should we stop killing the weeds that are overrunning the potatoes? Or should we kill the potatoes because they are displacing the vulnerable soil and earthworms?
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:00 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Lootifer wrote:The lettuce i tried to grow im my garden died a horrible death.


Rape?


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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:56 pm

Here, here! For too long our leafy brethren have been stomped on, genocided, mangled, devoured, and all sorts of other terrible things. I suggest we continue these activities until the plants communicate their dissatisfaction with the status quo.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:58 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Here, here! For too long our leafy brethren have been stomped on, genoherbicided, mangled, devoured, and all sorts of other terrible things. I suggest we continue these activities until the plants communicate their dissatisfaction with the status quo.

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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:03 pm

Do plants have a positive right to herbicide?
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:05 pm

Are they fertile?
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:07 pm

They do it mostly in the great outdoors.

Perhaps we should start a petition that plants take their mating rituals inside where we don't have to see it.

I for one am tired of their pollen flying through the air.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:08 pm

When I was In Werl Offizierlager in 1916, I got to know a Kraut quite well. Turns out they are people too.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby TeeGee on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:12 pm

Grass under a microscope :shock:

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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:18 pm

I have some of that happy grass too, and Saxi has some sort of fancy smoking machine.

Back on topic. Am I the only one that is upset by the quantity of sexual materials that plants are spewing into the very air we breath? Think about what you and your children are breathing people. It's disgusting and vile.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:27 pm

notyou2 wrote:I have some of that happy grass too, and Saxi has some sort of fancy smoking machine.

Back on topic. Am I the only one that is upset by the quantity of sexual materials that plants are spewing into the very air we breath? Think about what you and your children are breathing people. It's disgusting and vile.


I for one do not condone their jizzing all over the place.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:29 pm

So that's 2 of us. This petition is rolling now, we just doubled our numbers.

If WWF or Greenpeace tries to get in our way, I say we spray them with Round Up.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:30 pm

You guise should make warning signs.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:32 pm

Get an axe 2dimes and you can join us. We have a right to bear axes, scythes, and loppers.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:45 pm

notyou2 wrote:Get an axe 2dimes and you can join us. We have a right to bear axes, scythes, and loppers.


Can I join in? I feel as though I can lower their moral by eating their brothers and sisters right there in front of them. Ill bring the forks and give you a blank check to buy anything you need to help you in your quest.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:47 pm

We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:53 pm

notyou2 wrote:We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.


I agree. We should start the confrontations immediately. Lets skip past the peaceful demonstration since we dont want wimps with signs when we can have people willing to do something about this problem. I will start by tearing my neighbor's crops out by the roots, eating what I can, and blending the rest. Its full on human to plant warfare soldiers!
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:56 pm

Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:59 pm

notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.


If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:04 pm

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Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:06 pm

2dimes wrote:


Is there a problem with that video? I seem to have increased my ejaculation rate while listening to it.
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